Banana Splits Retreaters !

A Greek Life retreat ( I have no idea what that would encompass ) at the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) was promptly canceled this weekend after a….. (wait for it)…. banana peel was found hanging in a tree! The ominous banana peel was spotted by Makala McNeil, who leads one of the campuses black sororities. “The overall tone was heavy. I mean, we were talking about race in Mississippi and in the Greek community so there’s a lot involved,” and that she and her friend were “all just sort of paranoid for a second” after spotting the banana peel.  Some students left the retreat in tears, with McNeil noting … Continue reading

Snowflake Blizzard At Ole Miss In America’s Deep Southland

Here’s a story that may represent the pinnacle of stupidity from America’s easily-offended, delicate, racially-panicked college students …. well, at least for this week. Fraternities and sororities at Ole Miss (a college which, last time I checked, is not in New England) had to call an early end to their “Greek Life Retreat”, an annual event held at a rustic woodsy camp, which is designed (wait for it) to “build leaders and bring the campus closer together”. And why was this emergency action required?  Because several students of color found (wait for it again) a banana peel hanging in a … Continue reading

Friends In Safe Spaces

I heard this on FOX News and I just had to get it out to you !!   You Go Guys !! GRAMMY ! GRAMMY !! ~Terry

The Rise of the Daycare Generation

This is a rather long dissertation, if that’s the right word, but it leads to the crux of the issues being faced by today’s SJW snowflakes and mindless liberals. I listened to it while going about my kitchen business and I urge you to do the same. There’s nothing to look at so just hit play, turn it up, listen and absorb what this man says. He’s not a “genius”, so he claims, but he speaks the truth and nails where society when wrong. He also explains why these kids are so messed-up, (and he’s right, it’s not really their … Continue reading

Jackie Mason Melts Celebrity Snowflakes….

  …….WITH A BLOWTORCH !! Comedy great Jackie Mason unleashed an epic message to all of the  “obnoxious, disgusting” Donald Trump-hating Hollywood celebrities.       Yeah……..What he said you pig bastards !! ~Terry

SOS ! ( Save Our Snowflakes)

I’m thinking of sponsoring one…. Maybe two …. a boy AND a girl. Ooops. I mean a male and a female. DAMN!!! Ummmm, one with a pee-pee and one with a wee-wee? Crap!! How about 1 Phffft and 1 Zzrrttt ? There that should be okay. I’ve decided to take one Phfft and one Zzrrttt, So I asked the organization : “If I donate, do I get a picture of the snowflakes I helped, and hand-written thank you notes?“ They replied with the standard form that accompanies all snowflakes : Bio –Birth of the flakes ☁️ ⚡ ☔️ 💨 🌀 … Continue reading