Clinton Family Hires OJ Simpson, Citing His Skills And Deviance

Our inside sources here at Hardnox have learned that OJ Simpson, released today on parole from a California prison, may have accepted an offer of employment from John Podesta.  Acting in his official capacity as consiglieri to Hillary Rodham and William Jefferson Clinton, Podesta is believed to have signed Simpson as an “enforcer”, and plans to give The Juice the names of several annoying and talkative conservatives who have proven to be a thorn in the sides of Hillary and Bill. Simpson is thought to have inked an annual contract with a renewal option, which will be exercised based on … Continue reading