Dems Say 2020 Will Be “Year Of The Woman Prez”

No surprises here.  Anyone watching the rush to the cameras to cry “I was groped by (fill in the blank)” knew that the forces of what is ludicrously called feminism are on the march.  Already in a major tizzy over the defeat of their champion Hillary Clinton by a white male with orange hair, the lib wimmin found further reasons to be “outraged” by Harvey Weinstein and his fellow abusers.  Not to downplay the fact that guys like Harvey are turds in the punchbowl of civilized society, mind you, but the number of men (virtually every one a card-carrying leftist) … Continue reading

McStain, Ryan, Grahamnesty, Joe Biden To Be Romney’s Guests At Strategy Session

If Allahu “Boom Boom” Akbar is looking for an event to crash, may we suggest this one:  The UniParty Elites are gathering this coming weekend as guests of Mitt “Magic Underwear” Romney at a so-called retreat, to discuss how to Crush Donald Trump, his policies, and the will of the American electorate.  And besides the usual GOPe roadblocks (John McStain, Lindsay Grahamnesty, Lyin’ Paul Ryan), the guest of honor will be Joe “Cross The Aisle” Biden.  Ol’ Joe has just launched a PAC likely to back his 2020 run for the Oval Office.  Mittens says he is troubled by “the … Continue reading

#PizzaGate River Of Sh*t: David Brock, Ol’ Joe, BHO May Be Involved, Too

Over the decades I’ve heard tales of satanists, pagans, occultists, and sexual deviants — but always believed these folks were a distinct minority among us.  Now I am no longer so sure.  Thanks to the open sewers of Twitter and Instagram, we find rivers of shit running all across the fruited plain. source:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svPDzNO6GQk Here is a recent YouTube research video (a long but extremely thorough one) that gives names and IDs of hundreds of people involved with the pedophilia and ritualistic filth going on in this nation. The Islamists have nothing on our own deviants, it seems.  Martin Luther … Continue reading

Crazy Unca Joe Wants Everyone To Know

Just a short couple of weeks ago, I posted the video of Crazy Unca Joe telling worshippers at a HildaBeast rally in Scranton, PA about how Trump couldn’t be trusted with the nuclear launch codes, that he was just too unstable. To emphasize his point he told the crowd about the man who accompanies him that has the briefcase containing them. He even pointed him out to the crowd. I thought surely he would be reprimanded for being so cavalier about this most security-sensitive subject. But we all know that national security is a much scuffawed subject with the left. … Continue reading

What you REALLY need to know about Uncle Joe Biden [satire]

UPDATE: Although Joe has just announced that he WILL NOT be a candidate for his party’s 2016 nomination, we thought that we’d reprise this satirical piece on Joe just to show how the republic may have dodged another bullet. Enjoy!  Oops! I forgot to note that this piece was originally written and published in January of 2014. With the possibility of Uncle Joe running for his party’s nomination, I decided to post it again. Garner92. Joe Biden is the Vice President of our United States. This unauthorized biography will introduce a few previously unknown aspects (dirty little secrets) of Crazy Uncle Joe’s life. … Continue reading

Central American Kids Invited to Live in US

From Yahoo News: US to grant refugee status to Central American child migrants The United States will allow some Central American children to apply for refugee status from their home countries, as Washington seeks to stem a large, clandestine influx of minors, Vice President Joe Biden said Friday. The program, which begins in early December, only applies to children from El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras with at least one parent who is a legal resident of the United States. “It provides those seeking asylum a right way to come to our country, as opposed to crossing the border illegally,” Biden … Continue reading

Biden Swaps More Prisoners for Fifth of Scotch, Some Smokes

This satire from cap-news. Biden Swaps More Prisoners for Fifth of Scotch, Some Smokes WASHINGTON (CAP) – Senior Republicans are back on the attack today after learning that Vice President Joe Biden has authorized the release of more prisoners back to the Taliban in exchange for a bottle of Dewar’s White Label Blended Scotch Whisky and a carton of Dunhill International Lights cigarettes. Administration officials strongly defended the swap, saying it wasn’t a “cheap-ass bottle of Ten High” and pointing out that Biden would only break it out on special occasions, such as during state dinners, meetings with international leaders, … Continue reading

Biden to Speak on Immigration…in Guatemala

By Dave Boyer at the Washington Times:   With the Obama administration struggling to contain a massive surge of illegal child immigrants, Vice President Biden is adding a stop in Guatemala to a planned trip to Latin America this week to discourage parents from sending their children to the U.S. During his visit on Friday, Mr. Biden “will emphasize that illegal immigration is not safe; that putting your child in the hands of a criminal smuggling organization is not safe,” a senior administration official said. He will meet with top officials of Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras. “He will make clear … Continue reading

Fifteen of the Stupidest Lefty Quotes of the Decade

From JoeforAmerica:   With so much fodder it’s hard to narrow it down to just 15, so please feel free to add more below. 15) Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world. — Harry Reid 14) Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney… this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years. —Roseanne Barr 13) … Continue reading

Thursday Funny: Biden Thinks He’d Make a Good President

From GOPUSA: WASHINGTON – Vice President Joe Biden says “in my heart,” he could be a good president. But Biden emphasizes, “I haven’t made a decision to run and I haven’t made a decision not to run.” Biden tells NBC’s “Today” show he needs to focus on his current job. Asked if his wife, Jill, wants him to run, he replied, “Jill and I will make that decision later down the road.” In the interview broadcast Wednesday morning, Biden also took issue with administration critics who say President Barack Obama suffered “a lost year” in terms of achieving, or even advancing, … Continue reading

Obama: Biden a Leading Statesman of His Time

From The Daily Caller: ‘Statesman’ Joe Biden gets everything wrong, says new tell-all book President Barack Obama is giving his gaffe-prone sidekick, Joe Biden, a big public high-five on Wednesday, just as a new book skewers Biden and numerous White House aides for incompetence and military micro-management. The White House’s daily schedule lists five events where Obama will share billing with the vice president and even says press photographers will be allowed to record the two men sitting down for lunch. The schedule was released at 7:31 pm, after publications began excerpting portions of the new memoir by Obama’s former … Continue reading

Quote Of The Day — December 2, 2013

. Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’ The answer is yes, that’s what I’m telling you. — Joe Biden The 25 Stupidest Liberal Quotes Of The Last Decade    ~ ~ Grouchy ~ ~