Racist WH Dog Takes A Nip

There was a small domestic crisis at the White House — a family friend was bitten by Sunny, the First Family’s 4-year-old dog.     The incident occurred Monday when the 18-year-old was visiting the White House and she went to pet and kiss Sunny, and the dog bit her on the face.     I have learned that that Sunny will be alright. She had received anti-whitey immunization as a pup. She was prescribed a sedative and is resting comfortably. Reportedly , both Sunny and Bo, the original 1st Dog. are quite on edge at the prospect of leaving … Continue reading

Uncle Sambo Wants YOU !

Seems Yahoo Finance had a little spelling problem the other day. Their tweet was supposed to read … TRUMP WANTS A MUCH BIGGER NAVY …but it didn’t come out quite that way. Here’s what was posted instead….     Of course, Twitter world and YouTube went crazy. The difference this time around is that instead of making a huuuge racist thing out of this, the response from the black community was mostly hilarious and in a good sport mood:     .BuzzFeed had a few more gems in it’s article. Check these out  Hopefully this can be the start of … Continue reading

Yes. Yep. Yeah. Mmm Hmmm.

A. 406 Q. What is “How many times did HildaBeast nod her head during Bernie’s indoctrination ….I mean ENDORSEMENT…speech? If you don’t want to watch all of the video, be assured it is the same during the entire 6 minutes.   If you would like another question, try this one : How many times does Killery smile,wave and point at someone in the crowd like they were the bestest of budddies ?     Crikey ! I once observed this same ritual during an expedition to observe the mating habits of morons in the wilds of Bobbleheadzania :     Lord … Continue reading

Quote Of The Day — December 02, 2015

. Five Steps To Solving a Dilemma 1.) Realize there is a problem. 2.) Define the problem. 3.) Propose Solutions. 4.) Evaluate Proposed Solutions. 5.) Implement the most beneficial solution. 6.) Get out of the way of the solution. It would be advisable to learn to count, would it not??? ~ Anonymous ~   ~ ~   Grouchy   ~ ~

Quote Of The Day — July 29, 2015

. “Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.” Isaac Asimov,  (January 2, 1920 – April 6, 1992)   ~ ~   Grouchy   ~ ~

Quote Of The Day — June 17, 2015

. “I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.” Margaret Thatcher, (October 13, 1925 – April 08, 2013)   ~ ~   Grouchy   ~ ~  

So, You Want To Be Like Lance Frigging Armstrong, Eh ?

Sometimes it just does NOT pay to be an asshole. In this You-Tube clip from somewhere across the pond, our “hero” finds out the HARD way. The Beatles had a song titled “Instant Karma’s Going To Get You”, THAT kept playing in my mind while watching this. From Simon Digman at youtube.com. Enjoy.     This dipshit is lucky, since he WAS riding in a BUS lane, that it was a Mazda Miata, and NOT a Prevost Bus. I love it when an asshat gets his “just desserts”. Bwahahahahahaha  A Clydian hat-tip to our own Hardnox. ~ CLYDE. This shit … Continue reading

Quote Of The Day — April 01, 2015

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY   In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,”Case dismissed!” The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, … Continue reading

Quote Of The Day — March 25, 2015

. “I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.” Ray Bradbury,  (22 August 1920 – 5 June 2012),  Zen in the Art of Writing   ~ ~  Grouchy  ~ ~

Quote Of The Day — March 17, 2015

. Saint Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland Here’s a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees Lest we lose ourselves and then… Forget the good Saint Patrick And see them snakes again! Author Unknown   ~ ~  Grouchy  ~ ~

Now HERE Is A Good Idea

Earlier in the week, the State Department trotted out one of their “best and brightest” who PROMPTLY made a world wide fool of herself. Below are some “job ideas” for the ISIL / ISIS goat humpers, Ms. Harf. Maybe YOU can get them to do THESE. After they’re done carving you up, that is. From TPNN.com   Twitter Explodes With #JobsForISIS; These 10 are HILARIOUS! February 18, 2015 By Kristina Hall #1 ☠☠BossHoggUSMC☠☠@BossHoggUSMC Follow #JobsForISIS Human Rockets 11:51 AM – 18 Feb 2015 #2 Ben Shapiro@benshapiroFollow #JobsForISIS Protecting women and children from Joe Biden 7:15 PM – 17 Feb 2015 #3 … Continue reading

To Adopt A Terrorist

. In today’s world, even the most insane activities have the ring of plausibility. Following is a SATIRE, that illustrates that point perfectly.   Adopt a Terrorist – Too Good to Miss!   A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply: National Defense Headquarters M Gen. George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT 101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2 Canada Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank … Continue reading

How About A Little “Global Warming” Humor ?

While the title of the article suggests I’m a day late, big deal. I think these are still funny. See if you agree. From Anthony Watts and Rick McKee at wattsupwiththat.com   Groundhog Day – Al Gore edition Anthony Watts / February 2, 2015 Today, February 2nd, is groundhog day. From the “Monday Mirthiness” Department: Political cartoonist Rick McKee of the Augusta Chronicle sends this cartoon this way. Originally from 2009, it is just as pertinent and relevant today as it was then. He also drew one last week that spoke to the forecasting fiasco of the 2015 Blizzard of … Continue reading