Bed Bath And (Gone) Beyond Good Moral Sense

Got a colorful little flyer in the mail today from Bed Bath & Beyond, proudly promoting their new Ellen Degenerate Collection of home decor and accessories.  Perhaps it’s not an accident that the cuddly li’l lesbian Ellen chose the brand name “ED” for this product line.  Check it out here: https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/brand/ed-ellen-degeneres/4204 Being the antediluvian white Christian heterosexual hateful male that I am, I fired off the following email to the good folks who run BB&B: Thank you for deciding to feature the Ellen Degenerate Merchandise Collection.  I hope that you gain at least as much business from the 3% of … Continue reading