Funny Friday – Sept. 27, 2013

—oo— The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired … Continue reading

OK, Don’t Talk Then.

Just shut the whole thing down, republicans. The odious bastard from Nevada is at it again. Time for the cowardly assed republicans to call his bluff. You’re going to be blamed anyway, so there’s really nothing to lose. From The Daily Caller.com   Reid: No negotiations with GOP on government funding, debt ceiling 2:57 PM  09/26/2013 OK, idiotic republicans. THIS is what the nastiest prick EVER to foul the senate thinks of you. TWO can play that game.  Go for it, GOP. Have NO fear. And, you MAY find SOME of us who have been extremely disappointed in you lately … Continue reading

The Dinner Roll

This has been around a while, but worth reading again, and maybe even more pertinent now~! This is a satirical piece with a timely message. The Dinner Roll   Once upon a time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind. I live in a FREE country. There’s nothing that the government can do to me if I’ve broken no … Continue reading

Whiney Stubbed His Toe??

. In sports, there are winners and losers. In the professional arena, rarely does a game end in a tie. And when it does, it’s after a mutually agreed period of time off the clock. In the game of LIFE, there are winners and losers. AND whiney apologists. Following is one such scenario.   Youth Teams Face Fines, Suspension For Winning Games   September 25, 2013 by Breaking News As scoreless games become more prevalent and players receive trophies for merely participating, it is increasingly difficult to teach children the important lessons associated with both winning graciously and losing with … Continue reading

Cop Steals 2A Sign from Yard

From Fox News: Hidden camera catches culprit taking man’s Second Amendment sign   A New York man, frustrated when his pro-Second Amendment sign kept disappearing, was surprised when the hidden camera he set up revealed the culprit to be a local cop. Jon Gibson, of rural Lake Lincolndale, about 50 miles north of New York City, told FoxNews.com he set up a hunting field camera near the sign, which reads “Protect the Second Amendment,” and features the silhouette of an assault rifle, after two mysteriously vanished. A third sign disappeared before the camera finally captured the sign stealer — a … Continue reading

So, There’s No “War On Coal”, Eh?

So WHY then is the EPA, a rogue agency which needs defunding as bad as Obamacare does, coming out with THIS ? From The Daily Caller.com   EPA admits banning coal plants won’t impact global warming. 1:02 AM  09/25/2013     Michael Bastasch   THIS is what they REALLY think of the coal industry.   The Obama administration is effectively banning the construction of new coal-fired power  plants, a move officials admit will have little to no impact on global  warming. “The EPA does not  anticipate that this proposed rule will result in notable CO2 emission change …  by 2022,” the agency writes in … Continue reading

OK. Environmentalists Are RACIST Now??

Well, according to our old reprobate pal, Van Jones, they are indeed. Read it, and decide for yourself. From The Daily Caller.com   Van Jones: The environmental movement is too white. 5:08 PM  09/25/2013 Pictures say it SO well, don’t you think? Michael Bastasch   Is the “green” movement  too white? According to former Obama administration green jobs czar Van Jones,  it is. Jones told the news site Grist that the environmental movement  has a diversity problem. “The mainstream donors and environmental organizations could be strengthened  just by recognizing the other ‘environmentalisms’ that are already existing and  flourishing outside their … Continue reading

The “Darling” Of The “Green Car” Movement………

……Tesla Motors, which I’ve done several stories on, has seen it’s stock explode recently. Whenever I hear that, I wonder. Not anymore.     Electric car maker fueled by tax subsidies Breanna Deutsch from The Daily Caller.com Tesla Motors has been basking in praise ever since the company became profitable in the first quarter of 2013, but critics point out that the company’s success would not exist without accounting gimmicks and massive government tax credits. Forbes reported that the electric vehicle is overvalued partly because much of Tesla’s earnings come from zero emission vehicle tax credits  (ZEV). The ZEV awards a … Continue reading

Hearing Confirms Egypt Link to Benghazi

From WND: JERUSALEM – In a development unreported by news media, the State Department’s lead Benghazi investigator, Thomas Pickering, apparently leaked important classified information at a House hearing last week on the Sept. 11, 2012, Benghazi attack. Pickering revealed there is evidence that an Egyptian organization was behind the attack on the U.S. mission that killed U.S. ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans. He further refused to deny there was a plan to kidnap Stevens. Pickering was the author of the State Department’s 39-page Accountability  Review Board report, or ARB, which largely absolved then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other top State officials of … Continue reading

What the Hell’s the Matter with Maryland?

  The Daily Caller says: There’s really no question by now that entirely too many school administrators across America are crazy, drooling morons. However, school administrators in Maryland — and some teachers, and a few students — possess a special, possibly bionic blend of stupidity and lunacy. Let’s review the indisputable facts. Amazingly, all of these ridiculous incidents occurred in Maryland in the last several months alone. Just last week, Ellicott City parent Robert Small was violently arrested and charged with two crimes for expressing his frustrations about the implementation of the Common Core at a public forum Thursday night in … Continue reading

Nancy Pelosi – Resurfacing Again? [satire]

Nancy Pelosi said this about Obama last Thursday: “He has been … open, practically apolitical, certainly nonpartisan, in terms of welcoming every idea and solution.” Can you believe she actually said that? She must have been talking about some other Obama, perhaps Keyshawn Obama, or Raheem Obama, or U’darius Obama? She couldn’t possibly been referring to the Partisan-in-Chief, Barackyou Obama. And he welcomes every idea? From who? Michelle? Reggie Love? Vladimir Putin? The crinkly old crone is finally showing the effects of her too numerous reconstructive surgeries. They’ve apparently created fissures in her rapidly calcifying gray matter (in fact, it’s … Continue reading

Now THIS Is How You Do It.

While engaged in his filibuster against the Obamacare funding resolution, Ted Cruz had THIS for the lamestream media. From CNSNews.com   Cruz to Press: ‘That Is Not Responsible Reporting’ September 25, 2013 – 7:16 AM By Terence P.  Jeffrey Senator Ted Cruz. F@#$%^&G hated by McCain, and the rest of the RINOs. As well as the limpstream media. A group portrait of the Washington Press Corp. and what they would LOVE to do to Sen. Cruz ( a pack of jackals) (CNSNews.com) – Sixteen hours after he first stood up on the Senate floor to speak out against Obamacare—and vowed to keep speaking as … Continue reading

More Obama Asshattery At The U-Frigging-N.

For being the “leader” of OUR country, he sure is worried about the Middle East oil. While all the time putting as many roadblocks in the way of us producing our own. From The Daily Caller.com   Obama attacked for favoring Middle Eastern oil 12:45 AM  09/25/2013  The asshat is MORE concerned with THESE bandits-in-bed sheets than he is THESE guys……. ….. Now HERE is a way for you, BECS, to FIX some of the shit you’ve screwed up. Get busy. Michael Bastasch President Obama is being attacked by Republicans for promising to “ensure the  free flow” of oil from … Continue reading

Wild Bill: Islam’s Greatest Invention

Wild Bill on the land that never was… Palestine. Sadly, Lefties are willfully IGNORANT of history because it never supports their narrative. Wild Bill asks “what was Palestines currency?” and “who have been their leaders throughout history?” Ask yourself a question… why is it that Lefties are ALWAYS on the wrong side of ANY argument?  Is it that they are stupid, ignorant, lazy, or simply brain dead?  I submit that it is the latter. ~ Hardnox

The Discussion Zone – Sept. 25, 2013

  As the population grew in the United States, so did the national government.  The national government ought to be shrunk in proportion to the population. The Republican Party is not a mess.  I would much rather be part of a political party that is “divided” on some issues than be a part of a party whose membership engages in sheep-like agreement with a failed ideology. Anyone who makes speeches or comments about guns and talks about guns being loaded with “bullets” should not be speaking.  Guns are loaded with rounds, not bullets. The concept of being “law abiding” is in the eye of … Continue reading

Thought For Today – Sept. 25, 2013

Government in a Nutshell All you Need to Know about the US Government and its Bureaucracy: Pythagorean theorem: ……………………………………………….. 24 words. Lord’s prayer: ……………………………………………………………. 66 words. Archimedes’ Principle: ……………………………………………….. 67 words. 10 Commandments: ………………………………………………….. 179 words. Gettysburg address: ………………………………………………….. 286 words. Declaration of Independence : …………………………………. 1,300 words. US Constitution with 27 Amendments : ………………………. 7,818 words. US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: ….. 26,911 words. ~ Hardnox

From The BWAHAHAHAHAHA File.

So, THIS is what he meant by “Respect at home and abroad” ? Really ? From just WHOM, I wonder ? From The Daily Caller.com   Obama gets stood up by Iran’s theocrats. 5:34 PM  09/24/2013 Won’t give the BECS the time of day.  Can’t say as I blame him. Who wants to listen to UHH  DUHHHH I’M I I I I uhhh?  THIS is what world LEADERS see. Way to go, guilty white liberals. Neil Munro White House  Correspondent Iran’s new president spurned a meeting with President Barack Obama Sept. 24,  despite repeated invites from Obama’s staff. “What we indicated … Continue reading