ZoNation: EBT & Legalized Pot

Marijuana is now legal for recreational use in Colorado. The people who legalized it were probably stoned. And when they passed this bill, like a Joint, they didn’t consider that people would over-toke from the workers taxes? Well said. ~ Hardnox

Thursday Funny: Biden Thinks He’d Make a Good President

From GOPUSA: WASHINGTON – Vice President Joe Biden says “in my heart,” he could be a good president. But Biden emphasizes, “I haven’t made a decision to run and I haven’t made a decision not to run.” Biden tells NBC’s “Today” show he needs to focus on his current job. Asked if his wife, Jill, wants him to run, he replied, “Jill and I will make that decision later down the road.” In the interview broadcast Wednesday morning, Biden also took issue with administration critics who say President Barack Obama suffered “a lost year” in terms of achieving, or even advancing, … Continue reading

From The ” GEE, NO SHIT” File.

Last night, the Good King Assumhatum, in his POORLY watched SOTU show, decided to do something ELSE economically speaking, that has NEVER worked. And, of course, the dumbocrats went wild, the liberal media soiled themselves, while those who KNOW this DOES NOT work, rightfully JEERED it. See for yourself. From Investors.com Minimum Wage Hike Will Hurt Poor,  Young, Minorities. By ARTHUR B. LAFFER  AND ANDY PUZDER, FOR  INVESTOR’S BUSINESS DAILY  Posted 01/28/2014 05:06 PM ET Rep. George Miller, D-Calif., and Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, have introduced a  bill in the House and Senate that would raise the federal minimum wage by … Continue reading

Rush on Scott Walker’s Budget Surplus

From  IJ Review: While the media obsesses over Justin Bieber’s next public embarrassment, Rush Limbaugh points to what he calls a “earth-shattering” conservative success that the media aren’t going to report. From the Blaze: The state of Wisconsin’s unemployment rate is “rapidly falling” and the government’s budget ended the year with a $912 million surplus, Limbaugh explained. He says the dramatic turnaround is due in large part to the conservative policies of Gov. Scott Walker. What’s even more amazing, he continued, is the fact that Walker is going to “rebate the money in the form of tax cuts to the … Continue reading

Send THESE Assholes The Bill.

Back late last month, we saw “Antarctic Tourists” who were REALLY “global warming” morons, cleverly disguised as “scientists” trying to prove AGW, become MIRED in Antarctic ice. A very costly rescue effort was launched, with the Australian  taxpayers footing the bill, IF insurers will not. WRONG. Make goddamn Chris Turney pay it. From The Daily Caller.com Global warming Antarctic expedition rescue to cost millions. 1:35 PM 01/23/2014  By Michael Bastasch Too bad the asshats were rescued. Send Turney the bill. It wasn’t cheap to rescue the botched expedition by climate scientists that got stuck in the ice over the holidays. The rescue … Continue reading

Iran: ‘We did not agree to dismantle anything’

From CNN: Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif insisted Wednesday that the Obama administration mischaracterizes concessions by his side in the six-month nuclear deal with Iran, telling CNN in an exclusive interview that “we did not agree to dismantle anything.” Zarif told CNN Chief National Security Correspondent Jim Sciutto that terminology used by the White House to describe the agreement differed from the text agreed to by Iran and the other countries in the talks — the United States, Britain, France, Russia, China and Germany. “The White House version both underplays the concessions and overplays Iranian commitments” under the agreement … Continue reading

Mocking a Man in a Wheelchair

It is my sincere hope that all Texans are ashamed of this and that they let these awful people know it.   “CAUGHT ON TAPE: Wendy Davis Supporters, BGTX Mock Greg Abbott’s Disability” (Posted by veritasvisuals) So what are your impressions of this display? Mrs AL  

Wookie: Jane Fonda Is My Role Model

Michelle Obama says Jane Fonda is one of her role models, and that she admires her political savviness. During an interview with People Magazine, Obama listed “Hanoi Jane” as one of the people she would like to look and live like when she’s “70 or 80” years old. “There’s Jane Fonda, a beautiful, engaged, politically savvy, sharp woman,” Obama said. Are you shitting me? Hanoi Jane is a traitor to this country.  She has blood on her hands.  Now she’s a role model for the wife of the president of the United States. My head is exploding. ~ Hardnox

‘The Nuge’ Unloads

  Our good buddy Ted Nugent has launched a blistering attack on the pResident , flaying the president as a “subhuman mongrel” who is “the enemy of the U.S. military” and who should be jailed for “treasonous acts.” He made the comments at the 2014 Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show in Las Vegas. “I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly … Continue reading

From The “Fire Them Up” File.

Whenever you see this title, you will know it is a post about the STUPIDEST, most CORRUPT organization on the face of the Earth. We’ve seen some REAL ASSHATTERY come from this bunch, but this one pegged my pisstivity meter. From The Daily Caller.com   UN: Global prosperity is causing global warming 12:24 PM 01/21/2014  By Michael Bastasch The symbol of the “Fire ‘Em Up” File. CAT D-11-T. Growing global economies through expanded trade between rich and poor countries is driving global warming, according to a draft report from the United Nation’s climate bureaucracy. The international agency said that rich … Continue reading

Another “Union Success Story”. Or, MAYBE Not.

In a case before the SCOTUS, a decision is going to come that could have some GOOD news for those FORCED to join a union. I will update this as the decision becomes available. From The Washington Examiner.com   Supreme Court ‘sleeper’ case on union dues has big impact on organized labor. By Sean Lengell | JANUARY 21, 2014 AT 7:09 AM The Supreme Court on Tuesday is set to hear a dispute regarding union fees that — while failing to receive substantial media hype — is poised to have major consequences on organized labor’s recruiting. The justices will review … Continue reading

Is the FDA Killing Us?

By Peter Roff at Fox News: America has the best health care system in the world. The same freedoms we all enjoy that produce innovations and advancement in technology, in manufacturing, in finance, in science also combine to lift what the nation’s medical community has to offer well above what is available in the rest of the world. Recently, the deciphering of the human genome has sparked a serious of advancement in mankind’s understand of the way the human body works which, in turn, is creating new and exciting breakthroughs  in the treatment of illness. Many, like the Manhattan Institute’s … Continue reading

Who Says STUPIDITY Doesn’t Kill ?

Maybe someone who is really into photography, and wanting that “perfect shot” can explain this to me. Here is a story about my nominee for a “Darwin Award” for this year. WHY you would sit on an ACTIVE railroad track for a photo is beyond me. From Breitbart.com Man Run Over by Train While Posing for Photo. by Jon David Kahn   19 Jan 2014 AUBURN, Washington – Fire officials say a 42-year-old Las Vegas man was killed Saturday after he was hit by an Amtrak train around 3:30 p.m. in Auburn. According to the Auburn Fire Department, the man’s girlfriend … Continue reading

It’s Not Poverty That Breeds Jihadis

From the New York Post: Oh, really? John Kerry (left) called poverty “the root cause” of terrorism — but the 9/11 plot hatched by Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (right) was carried out by well-to-do jihadis. The myth of the poor, oppressed jihadist never dies. Secretary of State John Kerry is the latest Obama official to peddle this odious narrative. Cue John Lennon’s cloying “Imagine,” don your plaid pajamas and curl up with a warm cup of deadly naïveté. While meeting with Catholic officials at the Vatican on Monday, Kerry expounded on their “huge common interest in dealing with this issue of … Continue reading

Moochie Turns 50 !

      ABC News made sure we ALL were prepared to honor The Queen with this blaring article : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 on Friday, but President Obama is saving the big celebration for Saturday night. A White House official tells ABC News the president is throwing the first lady a dance party Saturday evening, a private gathering for family and friends. The White House is keeping a tight lid on the other details, but some information for the private event has trickled out in news reports. Friends and family have been invited to the White House on … Continue reading

THIS Is How To Treat Mouthy Liberals.

In a contract dispute over “carriage fees”, what a cable or pay-tv system pays per subscriber to carry a particular program, or channel, Direct TV decided to drop the Weather Channel. The way the liberal screwballs at the W.C. reacted, you would have thought Direct TV had shot school children in a theater or something. This is from CNN Money.com   DirecTV drops Weather Channel amid contract dispute By Brian Stelter  January 14, 2014: 7:19 AM ET   Worthy of our support. Looks like the bullying of the fools at NBC / Comcast didn’t work. LOVE IT.   NEW YORK … Continue reading

Asshat Alert – Bambi Lovers

  From the Ithaca Journal: CAYUGA HEIGHTS — The latest round of village deer sterilizations removed ovaries from 12 deer in December and cost taxpayers $35,808. Does were shot with tranquilizer darts and taken to a temporary surgical facility, according to a report by White Buffalo Inc. The company conducted the sterilizations and reported that no deer died during capture, surgery or release. Cayuga Heights has struggled with a high deer population for more than a decade. The village’s efforts to reduce its deer herd led to squabbles among neighbors and a lawsuit, which was decided in favor of the municipality. … Continue reading

Harry Reid: My Way or the Highway

From the AP/Yahoo News: The Republicans didn’t oppose the extension of the unemployment benefits for 1 million Americans – they just asked to find a way to pay for it. Contrary Harry said no. WASHINGTON (AP) — Legislation to resurrect long-term jobless legislation stalled in the Senate on Thursday, triggering recriminations from both sides of the political aisle despite earlier expressions of optimism that benefits might soon be restored for more than 1 million victims of the recession. Gridlock asserted itself after majority Democrats offered to pay for a 10-month extension of a scaled-back program of benefits — then refused to permit … Continue reading

Democrats: Full-Blown STUPID

You just have GOT to love leftist hubris. Here is Rep. Pete DeFazio, (dimwit-Or.) telling the WORLD  it MUST stop using “dirty energy”. While telling us, on one hand, the U.S. should not meddle in world affairs, if THIS isn’t meddling to the max, I do not know what is. From CNSNews.com By Susan Jones   DeFazio: “U.S. Must Regulate Carbon Emissions and ‘Force’ Regulation on Other Countries”   (CNSNews.com) – Blasting Republican “climate-change deniers” as well as “blathering idiots on talk shows” who joked about the “Arctic vortex,” Rep. Peter DeFazio urged Congress to tackle climate change in 2014. He called … Continue reading

Obama: Biden a Leading Statesman of His Time

From The Daily Caller: ‘Statesman’ Joe Biden gets everything wrong, says new tell-all book President Barack Obama is giving his gaffe-prone sidekick, Joe Biden, a big public high-five on Wednesday, just as a new book skewers Biden and numerous White House aides for incompetence and military micro-management. The White House’s daily schedule lists five events where Obama will share billing with the vice president and even says press photographers will be allowed to record the two men sitting down for lunch. The schedule was released at 7:31 pm, after publications began excerpting portions of the new memoir by Obama’s former … Continue reading