Now There Is A Ken Doll For EVERYONE !

Most of you by now, whether you wanted to or not, have heard that Mattel Toys has come out with new editions of the Ken doll. Ken now comes in seven skin tones, three body types, eight hair colors, and nine hairstyles (including cornrows, fade, shaggy dog, quiff and buzz cut). Please don’t ask me which is which. He also has a new closet full of wardrobe possibilities that include skinny suits, faux hipster plaid and beach bum tanks. But by all accounts, the most in demand is the “Man Bun” Ken, that I’m told comes with shirt, shorts, shoes, … Continue reading

Funny Friday II

Obama dies and he arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome former President Obama,” says St. Peter.  “Thank you,” says Obama, “I’m ready for my halo and harp. Oh and is there cocaine up here?”  “Well, I have some bad news,” Saint Peter replied, “the boss turned down your application for Heaven so you’re taking the down elevator over there.” Saint Peter pointed. “Really? But I was a good man! I helped my friends and screwed America over!” Obama whined. “I’m sorry,” Saint Pete said, “but you told one too many lies to the … Continue reading

Ivanka Trump and Marco Rubio – HugGate

Good-humored Ivanka Trump and Marco Rubio have a blast with infamous hug photo that blew up the net BizPac Review Scott Morefield June 21, 2017 When she arrived on Capitol Hill Tuesday to discuss her ideas for paid family leave and childcare tax credits with lawmakers, First Daughter Ivanka Trump was greeted by the session’s informal emcee, Senator Marco Rubio. They hugged, sort of… View image on Twitter   Ivanka Trump arriving at the Capitol greeted by Sen Rubio. She’s now meeting with lawmakers on child tax credit.  10:31 AM – 20 Jun 2017 We know, the picture IS a … Continue reading

How Is DoJ Press Release A “Cryptic” Message?

  The statement was issued just hours after a report from the Washington Post stating that Special Counsel Robert Mueller was investigating President Trump for possible obstruction of justice. Twitter and internet have blown this sky high claiming it is “cryptic”.  Cryptic — really? As defined, cryptic is (1) having a meaning that is obscure, enigmatic, mysterious, confusing, mystifying, perplexing, puzzling,  abstruse, arcane, oracular, Delphic, ambiguous, elliptical, oblique; or in more modern vernacular–informal “as clear as mud”. (2)  serving to conceal; and  (3)  employing cipher or code. The only think cryptic about that message is that people have managed to go … Continue reading

Monument To Narcissism: King Putt Plans His Mausoleum On The Mall

Here’s an antidote to a beautiful, sunny weekend:  Barack Hussein Obama is said to be planning a federally-funded monument to his own super cool and awesome self — plus wife Mooch and daughters Malady and Scosche — on our National Mall, paid for with our money and guarded 24/7/365 by security also paid for with our money.  Following are the details, courtesy of KM, one of the spies in the Hardnox Network.  I have been able neither to corroborate nor deny this story, but considering the narcissism and pride of that very small man Obama, chances are pretty good it … Continue reading

Diamond & Silk Have A Message For Kathy Griffin

Our favorite Ebony Elocutionists lay out Kathy ‘ISIS’ Griffin in their classic, inimitable style….   On Friday, seven of the venues that had booked the comedian canceled her shows in the wake of the photo she published showing her holding a prop made to look like President Donald Trump’s severed head.   Hey, any other washed-up libtard, so-called “comedians” wanna take a shot at OUR PRESIDENT ? BRING IT ON !! ~Terry

Kathy Griffin Feels Bullied, King Putt’s Legacy Threatened: BWAHAHAHA!

Two delightful stories for a Friday, both the happy result of our having elected a fearless President.  First, we enjoy the reaction of sneering snotrag Kathy Griffin, as she discovers her putrid “comedy” act has negative personal economic consequences: Kathy Griffin Hires Lawyer – Claim: She Has Endured “Bullying From Trump Family”… Posted on June 1, 2017 by sundance This is rich.  After facing massive backlash and financial losses from a publicity stunt, where Kathy Griffin produced a video enactment of a beheading, and presented an image of a decapitated President Donald Trump, Ms. Griffin has hired Lisa Bloom to … Continue reading

The Weird Wide World Of Sports

Football, schmootball. NOTHING stimulates a crowd more than The Thrill Of Evisceration or The Angora Of Defeat ! In Afghanistan, the hottest sport in town is Buzkashi (literally “goat pulling” in Persian). It’s the sport in which horse-mounted players attempt to place a goat carcass in a goal. It is the national sport of Afghanistan where it is often played on Fridays and matches draw thousands of fans. Traditionally, games could last for several days, but in its more regulated tournament version, it has a limited match time. During the rule of the Taliban regime, buzkashi was banned in Afghanistan, as the … Continue reading

OUCH !

President of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards :   @CecileRichards Nothing says “I love you, Mom!” like standing up for the right of mothers everywhere to get the care they need. http://time.com/4777924/mothers-day-gift-health-care … 6:47 AM – 14 May 2017 RETWEETS793 LIKES2,483 Actor James Woods : @RealJamesWoods Hard to say “I love you, Mom” from a medical waste dumpster… #DefundPPhttps://twitter.com/cecilerichards/status/863752690614063106 … 7:29 PM – 14 May 2017 6,575 Retweets 13,197 likes Notice the difference in the ‘Likes & Retweets’ between the 2 ? WELL PLAYED JAMES WOODS ! ~Terry

$12,500 Does Not Buy Much These Days

Here’s a 2016 photo of Hillary Clinton, giving one of her trademarked speeches about “inequality” … while wearing a $12,500 Armani jacket.  Now don’t get me wrong:  I’m not complaining about her double standard.  I’m just congratulating Armani on selling a $12,500 shapeless sack with sleeves, perfect for holding about 200 pounds of progressive fertilizer.   — SafeSpace  (with a hat-tip to RGH for the photo) —

Move over Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, etc, There’s a New Weight Loss Program

It’s the Venezuelan Diet! Using an ancient Soviet method, 75% of Venezuelans have lost an average of 19 pounds and so can you! Who needs human rights and free press when you can get back to your old college weight. I nominate Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Streisand, and Michael Moore for immediate deportation…. for their health of course. ~ Hardnox

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Lefties…When you absolutely, positively, cannot take responsibility for your own actions….THERE’S HELP ! NOTICE : No need to heed the recommended dosage. Take as many as you need. Take them ALL ! PLEASE !! ~Terry

April Jobs Report, Optimism in Economy NOT Fake News

Democrats, RINOS, and Liberals Have Egg On Their Faces – April Jobs Report, Optimism in Economy NOT Fake News   For those who may not have seen Fox Business News Clip, this is GREAT NEWS.    CNN is reluctantly reporting the same news.   Difference in style but definitely a “fun” view. I wonder if they need ketchup with that serving of crow pie? –Uriel–

Humorous Patriotic Counter to Leftie Idiocy

BizPac Review By Thomas Phippen April 30, 2017 Yale college Republicans host fragrant barbecue right next to hunger strike Members of the Yale College Republicans hosted a barbecue Friday right next to where members of the Local 33 graduate student union participated in a hunger strike, the New Haven Register reports. The College Republicans served a meal of barbecued beef, baked beans and corn to those on the plaza, just a few feet from the tent Local 33 had erected to house hunger strikers protesting the school’s decision not to negotiate a contract. “I’m not really focused on that,” Aaron … Continue reading

A Near Cat-astrophe !

April 27 (UPI) — Police in Oregon issued a “verbal warning” to a cat reportedly seen armed with a gun-shaped stick. Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of a black and white cat perched in a tree with its paw draped over a stick that appeared to resemble an automatic rifle.   Officers responded to the scene and were ultimately able to determine the cat did not pose any real threat. “Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded,” police said. “The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal … Continue reading

Sunday Profound Piss-Off Liberals Wisdom From Thomas Sowell

Wisdom from a long time conservatist that recently retired from writing at 86.     How To Drive A Liberal Crazy In Five Minutes Allen B West by Matt Palumbo April 23, 2017 As Sowell fades out of the public eye, here are his eleven best quotes (or as we might like to call them: TRUTH BOMBS), courtesy of the Conservative Review: 1. On taxes: “Elections should be held on April 16th — the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.” 2. On Obamacare: “If we … Continue reading

When You

dress up like an terrorist/anarchist, run with terrorist/anarchists, fight with them against Trump supporters, don’t be surprised when your face meets someone else’s fist! If you snowflakes can’t take a beating, stay at home in mommy and daddy’s basement. Now the Leftist media wants this guy arrested because he hit a woman! It is quite clear that one, she’s in the fight, two, she has “sap” gloves on, three, she tweeted that she was going to “scalp 100 Nazis,” and four, that she had her fists up. Fair game.  Femi-nazis wants equality? Well there is a knuckle sandwich worth for ya … Continue reading