Tatted Ted Cruzes L.A.

According to Breitbart, mysterious posters of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) with his face photoshopped onto a tattooed body were plastered around various locations in Los Angeles, like the Beverly Hilton Hotel, late Thursday night. The poster goes on to say, “TED CRUZ’S SO – CAL BLACKLISTED & LOVING IT TOUR.”   Undaunted, Sen. Cruz tweeted the following :     But how much do we know about Ted Cruz, really?  According to The Peoples Cube, Ted Cruz is actually a twin brother of Chuck Norris, and his powers extend beyond the realm of what can be grasped by mere mortals. It’s known … Continue reading

Quit Your Day Job. You’re Covered !

Marking the third anniversary of Obamacare’s passage, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said the health care law fulfills the promises of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness by liberating workers from their place of employment and allowing them to pursue careers in the arts. “And just think that you could be a photographer or writer,” Pelosi said. Pelosi often has praised Obamacare in this way, saying it enables Americans to quit their jobs and become artists. In 2010, she was famously quoted : “We see it as an entrepreneurial bill. A bill that says to someone, if you want to … Continue reading

Tea Party To Blame For Ukraine Unrest

Putin alleges Tea Partiers in Ukraine, wins over US media Vladimir Putin, tired of being labeled as a “bully” by media left and right, held a press conference in the Kremlin earlier today, offering a completely new angle to his case for the seizure of the Crimean Peninsula and the possible invasion of Ukraine: the presence of a Tea Party element at the Maidan in Kiev. “The Ukrainian nationalists have historically been a grave threat to peace in Eastern Europe, indeed, the whole planet and possibly the solar system,” the Russian President said through an interpreter. “They were likened to … Continue reading

In Other O’Zero News…..

…..Obama sings ‘Crimea River’ and other greatest hits   Obama and Putin talk about Ukraine THE PROGRESSIVE’S 8-STEP GUIDE TO FOREIGN POLICY VIA STRONG DIPLOMACY: 1. Announce that the country’s behavior is unacceptable. 2. Should they continue behaving unacceptably, we tell them that their unacceptable behavior cannot be allowed to continue. 3. Should the unacceptable behavior continue anyway, then we tell them that we really mean what we said. 4. If they’re still behaving unacceptably, then we remind them that we really, REALLY do mean what we said, and that we’re not just saying that. 5. Should this result in … Continue reading

The Late, Great, Walt Disney World ~~R.I.P.

  Mickey, Donald, Goofy….Alas, I Knew Them Well Is Now… Walt Disney World has decided to drop a Florida Boy Scouts Council as a recognized charity for its employees. The policy change, announced months after the national scouting organization said it would accept openly gay Scouts but preserve a ban on gay adult leaders, means Walt Disney World will not recognize the volunteer hours its 60,000-plus employees give the Central Florida Council of the Boy Scouts of America (BSA). The corporate giant — whose Orlando park is a major destination for “Gay Day” events in early June — will also … Continue reading

Working 9 to 5…We wish

“… Workin’ 1 to 5, eatin’ lots of canned spaghetti. Workin’ 1 to 5, ‘ need a job that’s shovel ready…” Oh sorry. I just got caught up in this nifty little tune, and added a couple of lines of my own. Now that obozocare has “Liberated” working people from being tied down by having to WORK…here’s how we can spend all that extra time : ~Terry   Maybe you have a few lyrics of your own to add ?

Today’s Trivia ~~ 2/19/2014

In honor of the Olympics, we will have a 2 part question today. The 1st player with both correct answers will receive : The 5th Ring That Was Absent From The Opening Ceremony ! Runner Ups will be excused from watching the closing ceremony. As usual, there is NO FEE to enter (except Mrs. AL, who will send the rules committee 1 dozen cookies WITH CHIPS). Good Luck !   ~Terry  Question 1: What Is The Olympic Motto?   A. Run, Jump, Win             B. Faster, Higher, Stronger               C. Courage, Grace, Strength            D. Honor, Bravery, Integrity     Question 2: How … Continue reading

It’s Game Day !

HOT DAMN ! It’s SuperBowl Sunday ! I know many of you couldn’t care less, but for the gridiron freaks, it is a Special Day ! Even though many outstanding teams didn’t make it to the Big One this year (i.e. mine), it promises to be an outstanding game between 2 excellent teams. Maybe some of you have wondered what is really said on the field between players, coaches and refs. It’s not ALWAYS about the game, as this video will show you : A little SB humor : ~The forecast for Sunday’s Super Bowl has improved in the last … Continue reading

Barry’s Homeboys Aren’t Happy

Shortly after Tuesday night’s State of the Union address by the pos, some Black Chicago Activists were asked their perspective and feedback on what Obama had to say. Zero wouldn’t be too happy if he finds out his homeys said this :  “Mr. President, we’d probably be better off if you called off your presidency  right now. Just quit. Because if this is what you call helping us, then stop helping us.”   Many blacks are starting to see the light. Many knew from the beginning of the pResident’s career that he was an empty suit. The question is : … Continue reading

‘The Nuge’ Unloads

  Our good buddy Ted Nugent has launched a blistering attack on the pResident , flaying the president as a “subhuman mongrel” who is “the enemy of the U.S. military” and who should be jailed for “treasonous acts.” He made the comments at the 2014 Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show in Las Vegas. “I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly … Continue reading

Moochie Turns 50 !

      ABC News made sure we ALL were prepared to honor The Queen with this blaring article : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 on Friday, but President Obama is saving the big celebration for Saturday night. A White House official tells ABC News the president is throwing the first lady a dance party Saturday evening, a private gathering for family and friends. The White House is keeping a tight lid on the other details, but some information for the private event has trickled out in news reports. Friends and family have been invited to the White House on … Continue reading

We Ask The Experts

 It is the question that has perplexed every man, woman, child, scientist, and anyone who doesn’t have a real life, since the dawn of roads. Centuries ago, Romans wondered : “Why did it cross in front of my chariot ?” In the near future, we will probably ask : ” Why did it cross in my assigned hovercraft airspace ?” But for now, we will deal with the wisdom of our more contemporary minds for the answer to the question : Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road?? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick … Continue reading

Doing The ‘Goracle Twist’

  GLOBAL WARMISTS: MELTING ICE CAPS CAUSE EXPANDING ICE CAPS! * This is NOT satirical!   Oh no! How am I going to explain this record ice in Antarctica? The Global Warming con-men had a problem. The Antarctic ice shelf was expanding to the highest levels seen in over 40 years. PBS / May 1, 2013: “Satellite images from 2012 showed that Antarctic sea ice reached its  highest levels extent on record, evidence skeptics often point to as  proof that climate change isn’t happening.”                         “I have a plan!” The Warmists then plotted to devise a plausible sounding explanation for the expanding … Continue reading

So You Wanna Be A Blogger

Did you ever think you might want to write articles for your own-or someone else – blog-site ? If so, My BFAM, Doug Giles, has some sage words of advice for you …. From Townhall It’s been officially ten years since I started writing my weekly screeds for the online mega-beast called, TownHall.com. I’m glad Jon Garthwaite gave me the opportunity back in ’04 to go public with my brutal musings. I believe I will gift him with a nice box of my Safari Cigars for being kind to this redeemed doper from West Texas. Gracias, Juan. You’re a brave man. … Continue reading

Veterans : FYI

If you are a Veteran, a spouse of a Veteran, or even a friend of a Veteran, this is important to read and pass on : Military.com reported: Anyone with a smartphone and a bar code app can scan any Department of Veterans Affairs identification card issued since 2004 and the cardholder’s Social Security number immediately pops up on the screen. The Department of Veterans Affairs published warnings about the veterans information cards (VICs) on their website in 2011 and again in July, 2013. The alert states, “Some barcode readers, including those available as applications on cell phones, can scan the … Continue reading

A Resolution I Can Keep

Seeing as how my BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Doug Giles and I so often think amazingly alike, I decided to let him speak for both of us concerning our New Year’s Resolutions. This allows me more time to gather rotten tomatoes and eggs to throw at my TV… IF the Rose Parade, featuring 2 fags getting married on a float, appears on my screen. On 2nd thought, the Rose Parade will NOT appear on my screen today. Period. And if you like that type of parade, you can keep that type of parade. I won’t be watching again. Period. ~~~oOo~~~ Townhall … Continue reading