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The Grunt of Monte Cristo is just an average guy who loves God and values Truth and Common Sense.

Mission Accomplished, Feminism: Marriage Is Dead, and You Killed It

The poster child for the most destructive of all feminist double standards is now Katherine McPhee, the latest to nail a poisonous spike in the coffin of marriage as an institution in our culture. Recently, singer & actress McPhee was featured in an Ocean Drive piece and then at Fox News, where she was presented as a confident girl who “lives her life with no regrets.”  Specifically, she has no regrets about cheating on her husband of six years with another married man who has two children.  Apparently, we are to celebrate this glorious freedom that Katherine has found.  Her … Continue reading

ZOMG! Terry Teaches Advanced Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training

Terry shows us the best methods for defending against walking-braindead liberals still left behind after they cause total civilizational collapse.  Remember, they may be dumb and clueless about their role in bringing about the end of the World, but don’t think for a minute that they’d have the decency to leave us alone after that happens.  So, make like a boy scout and be prepared!

Wake Up America; This Is Not a Joke

Hillary Clinton’s shocking level of depravity and evil is one of the most well-documented facts on the planet. This is not propaganda. This is a real case that has been reported periodically (but poorly) since the early 1990s. Check it out for yourself here and in other places.  Then vote against this evil in November.  Please. Hat tip: Woodsterman for the video.

What If the Backlash from the Horrors of Postmodernism Produces a New Golden Era?

It’s said that nothing is certain.  And most of the time, that’s meant as a gloomy prognostication.  But sometimes, that turns out to be a good thing.  Sometimes, inexplicably, entropy doesn’t increase.  Sometimes, things get better and more organized, despite our best efforts to botch things up.  Sometimes, dictators are toppled, the Berlin Wall falls and polar bears overpopulate against the predictions of the great and the wise among us.  Thank God for that. If history is an indication, the human condition is never a constant gray for very long, though it’s been rather constant and grayish for quite a … Continue reading

NBC News Poll: Only 11% Think Hillary is Honest

Breitbart – Only eleven percent of voters believe that Hillary Clinton is “honest and trustworthy,” according to the new NBC News/SurveyMonkey Weekly Election Tracking Poll. Clinton is leading Trump by six points when third party candidates are included and nine points in a head to head contest. When asked to choose a statement about Clinton, 42 percent said that she has the “personality and temperament to serve” but earned low numbers for her values.  Read the rest in Charlie Spiering’s article here. What this poll seems to show is that the American public has a pathetically low opinion about the honesty … Continue reading

Assange Admits that Murdered DNC Staffer, Seth Rich, Was His Source

Are we closer to seeing the Democrat Party revealed as the terror organization it is?  If Assange’s reward results in a lead, and the murder is solved, could we see broad arrests within the party structure?  In Washington, DC, with this Justice Dept?  Not likely. Christian Times Newspaper – In July, a Democratic National Committee staffer named Seth Rich was gunned down in the Bloomingdale neighborhood of northwest D.C. The police said his murder may have been the result of a robbery. Now, however, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is saying there is more to the story. In an interview with … Continue reading

Why Is It Only the UK Press Reporting Kathy Shelton’s Accusations Against Hillary Clinton Today?

That’s a rhetorical question.  You already know. Daily Mail UK – A child rape victim says she cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist in court 40 years ago, saying the Democratic presidential candidate attacked her credibility despite knowing that her assailant was guilty – and later laughed about it in a taped interview. Kathy Shelton was just 12 years old when a 41-year-old drifter raped her on the side of a desolate Arkansas road in 1975. Now, four decades later, she has agreed to be named and pictured for the first time in this Daily Mail Online exclusive … Continue reading

High-Frequency Noise Pollution Concerns Mount as Florida Releases Bats to Combat Zika

And Hillary shrieks enough by herself.  With thousands of little Hillaries flying around, the noise will be deafening. Miami New Times – Bats are, famously, one of the mosquito’s natural predators. According to some experts, a single brown bat can gobble up to 1,000 mosquitoes in a single hour. So if the county released a cave’s worth of bats into the Wynwood sky every day, Miami’s mosquito problem would be eradicated in a fortnight, right? Turns out the idea isn’t all that crazy: Last month, the New York Times chronicled suburban North Hempstead, New York’s plan to build “bat houses” — … Continue reading

Michael Bloomberg, Dickhead

Business Insider -Billionaire Michael Bloomberg stung Donald Trump on Wednesday night with a brutal critique in front of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, during which he repeatedly skewered the Republican presidential nominee’s business practices. The former New York City mayor, ranked by Forbes as the eighth-richest man in the world, began his address by acknowledging that he was an “outsider” who would be delivering an “unconventional convention speech.” “I’ve been a Democrat. I’ve been a Republican. And I eventually became an independent because I don’t believe either party has a monopoly on good ideas or good leadership,” he said … Continue reading

These DNC Guys Seem So Legit

Scott Pelley and Lying Hillary Clinton MusingsOfABabyBoomer Blog – Scott Pelley said Hillary Clinton “seemed genuinely surprised” when the CBS anchor brought up the Wikileaks hack of the Democratic National Committee in their interview for 60 Minutes broadcast Sunday. Pelley joined CBS This Morning Monday to promote the interview, and co-host Norah O’Donnell brought up an unaired portion of the interview. “The specific part of your interview that is drawing interest this morning is her answer to the DNC email scandal, she acted like she was not familiar with what was going on,” said O’Donnell. Pelley claimed Clinton looked “surprised” by … Continue reading

Blazing Cat Fur: “In Advance of Tonight’s Main Event, the Last 24 Hours Could Hardly Have Gone Better.”

Excerpts from Blazing Cat Fur, entitled, “Political Seppuku: Our American Friend on Ted Cruz De-Platforming Himself:” Last night Ted Cruz was given an opportunity to address the Republican National Convention, which the night before had nominated Donald Trump for President. Given a golden opportunity to enhance a fairly damaged and toxic reputation, Cruz proceeded to refuse to endorse Trump outright and was roundly booed off the stage in a political backlash rarely captured on live television. Cruz had previously signed the pledge to support the eventual republican nominee. Not doing so, and in the most public way possible, only underscored … Continue reading