Funny Friday: STEM Education Edition

Understanding Engineers #1 (of 8): Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”  Understanding Engineers #2: To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the … Continue reading

LGBTQWERTY Crowd Prepping To Wad Knickers

“Establishing A Government-Wide Initiative To Respect Religious Freedom” is the draft title of a proposed executive order wending its way thru the Trump Administration’s HQ.  The main thrust of this initiative is to protect individuals and organizations who dare to act in concert with their moral conscience, and defy politically-correct regulations put in place by The Batears Regime.  Trump has also stated that he proposes to gut the so-called Johnson Amendment, which bars churches from publicly voicing political opinions should they feel called to do so. Demonstrating yet again that he is fair, reasonable and compassionate, Trump has said that … Continue reading

The Hungarian Nazi Bastard Who’s Hacking America And Western Civilization

Your Humble Correspondent has said repeatedly that one of President Trump’s top priorities must be shutting down George Soros.  To me it’s irrelevant if we use financial sanctions and legal blockades, or if we simply go with Seal Team Six:  That piece of walking evil filth needs to be stopped.  For those of you unacquainted with the history of George Soros, the prototypical secular progressive Jew, here’s a good summary from David Galland, Stephen McBride, and Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge.  Note that this article is seven months old. How George Soros Singlehandedly Created The European Refugee Crisis – And … Continue reading

Hypocritical Leftist Tech Companies Move North To Dodge H-1B Visa Crackdown

After pontificating about “immigrant rights” and “evil Trump” from their posts high up in Google and Facebook …. after attempting to politicize eBay with banners that proclaim leftist sentiments …. after bribing the Obama Regime to use H-1B visas to import foreign tech workers at pay levels 75% below those of Americans …. We now learn that the patriotic progressives who make millions running hi-tech companies here in America, are planning a back-door move to Justin Trudeau-Land, where they can continue to import low-earning workers without government scrutiny.  And these bastards question OUR patriotism.  British Columbia has long been home … Continue reading

A Sane Voice From Australia Sums Up Trump’s Main Challenges

It’s already Friday Down Under, and our friend and staunch ally Larry Pickering is hammering away at his keyboard. Pickering sums up well the three main global challenges President Trump is dealing with: Islam, the global warming hoax, and the struggle between Putin and the UN / NATO.  Good reading, smart commentary, great illustrations! A TRUMP TRIDENT WILL TROUNCE THE LEFT … and its submissive judiciary    Pickering Post 3 Feb 2017 Larry Pickering Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by … Continue reading

Early Start on Funny Friday

The following is an actual question given on a  University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Question:  Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: … Continue reading

Over 3 Million Rallied In The Recent “Womens’ Marches”. Does It Matter?

Old-guard political advisers are saying “yes”, believing that if the Democrat Party can organize these folk and convince them that the Party can end “evil white patriarchy” in the US, the Dems have a good likelihood of taking back the House in 2018.  These very very smart people (who called Hillary’s victory with such accuracy) want us to believe that the lunatics at these rallies organized themselves spontaneously to express their dislike of Trump and conservatives, and will grow into a movement for “revolution” and “change”.  Even some saner heads have stated that ANY cause that gets three million people … Continue reading

The Real John Lewis

Every year of these past three decades, black American soldiers have returned home from combat tours, having served their country in relative obscurity. Many of them have arrived home, having left an arm or a leg or half their faces on the battlefield in Afghanistan or some other Muslim shithole. These folks have endured rehab and, for the most part, re-entered the workforce to the best of their ability. Nobody outside their immediate family or circle of friends knows their names. They have not coasted on their situational histories for five minutes, let alone for five decades. So it’s understandable … Continue reading

The Moment We’ve All Been Awaiting

Ex-King Putt and Mooch fly off into the sunset early this afternoon, to rest up in an elitist enclave and plot the next phase of their attack.  Said to be their last flight on OUR dime.  From now on, the Obama Global Initiative will pick up the tab.  Or His Excellency In Retirement will just fly on Soros Airlines.  Time will tell. source:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-HWlHiemTM — SafeSpace —

Chuck U. Schumer Destroys Bank, Blames Republicans, Hides Behind Voters’ Collective Amnesia

This cautionary tale is a variation on The Limbaugh Theorem, whereby a powerful progressive Democrat politician runs his big, ignorant mouth about a private sector situation, creates a disaster, then stands aside and clucks about the problem, whilst blaming “sinister, invisible forces” in the GOP for the problem.  Starring Chuck U. Schumer and the ever-lovable and brilliant Elizabeth Warren, this tale reveals economic destruction caused by a meddling progressive politician who has managed to evade all penalties for his actions, let alone accepting any blame. Back in 2008 there was a major bank named IndyMac.  This bank worked with Fannie … Continue reading

Feh Johnson Is Not Leaving Quietly

With just FIVE more days of The Regime, federal power grabs are popping up all across the fruited plain. DHS martinet Feh Johnson has just designated our nation’s state and local election systems as “critical infrastructure”. This entitles DC asshats to override the U.S. Election Assistance Commission, as well as YOUR county and state boards of elections, and commandeer the supervision and management of elections. Now under federal purview are any and all elections, from town dog-catcher to president. I suspect President Trump can roll this crapola back, but time will tell just how difficult that’ll be.  Obammy has planted … Continue reading

Funny Friday Part Two: Combating Regulatory Overreach

This story may well be apocryphal, but ya gotta love it anyway! Thanks to RGH for sourcing it. The State of Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on their property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners response in the second letter is EPIC ! Letter from Oregon Dept. of Fish & Wildlife: Dear Landowner: ODE Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs and other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we … Continue reading

The Truth About “Hanoi John” McCain

John McCain:  Regular attendee at the annual Brilliant Billionaires Club meetings in Davos.  Public servant with a net worth exceeding $20M.  And now a winner of the GOLDEN SHOWERHEAD AWARD for contributing to the Establishment’s fake news story about President-Elect Trump and Russian prostitutes.  What is wrong with McCain? For years we’ve heard unsubstantiated comments about Senator McCain’s traitorous behavior while being held in a Vietnam prison camp — how he supposedly sold his fellow American soldiers down the river to save his life and end the torture to which he was being subjected.  Well, thanks to the efforts of … Continue reading

The Single Biggest Obstacle To Implementation Of Trump’s Agenda

…. is Mitch McConnell.  Ol’ Smidge thinks like a loser, and talks like a pacifist.  Let’s start with this December 20th appearance on KET TV, where Smidge makes it clear that he never had any faith in Trump’s power to win votes: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mitch-mcconnell-i-didnt-think-president-trump-had-a-chance-to-win/ You don’t have to be the proverbial rocket scientist to figger this out:  If he didn’t expect Trump to do well, Smidge clearly does not understand the breadth and depth of anti-establishment fury and revulsion in the American electorate.  And why would he?  Smidge IS the establishment. Now that November 8th is well behind us, has McConnell … Continue reading

Obama Builds Wall Around His New DC Home; Will Mexico Pay For It?

“Do as I say, not as I do”. “That’s not who we are”. Batears had a wall and stout fence erected around his new DC townhome. Check the photos: Do those masons have green cards? Or is Obammy’s wall being erected by people who “do the work Americans will not do”? How much will this wall cost the US taxpayer? As a builder, I’d probably pay one of my subs around $50K for a wall like that, around a standard city lot. But, hey, this is Washington DC.  Based on the cost of King Putt’s vacations, I’ll guess that the … Continue reading

Millennial Feminists Start 2017 At A New Low

Just when you thought leftards could not get any dumber or more hypocritical, we learn that students at Columbia University ($55K / year tuition) think that mutilation of female genitalia by ignorant peasant Muslim males is okay.  Oh, and for American Muslims, this barbaric procedure should be funded by, and performed at, Planned Parenthood clinics.  I’m certain that, if cornered and questioned, these self-proclaimed supporters of womens’ rights would find a way to squirm out of their incredible, bronze-age hypocrisy. Saul Alinsky, Leon Trotsky … y’all must be smiling from ear to ear.  You have successfully destroyed America’s best institutions … Continue reading

Fed Rate Hike First Volley In Globalists’ Coming Economic War With Trump

We have spent the Obama years living in a bubble of artificial economic stability, designed to enrich stock market traders and bank lending officers, maintained by artificially-suppressed interest rates and support for the dollar.  Obama, Yellin, and the crowd of globalists that profit from centralized manipulation of markets have seen to it that the US economy at least gives the appearance of being strong.  Pres-Elect Trump has made it clear that he does not buy into this game, and that an “adjustment” is on the horizon.  Our dear progressive friends have seized on Trump’s comments and have weaponized the situation.  … Continue reading

Asshat Alert: Soros Trolls Mobilize For Inauguration

That paragon of progressivism George Soros is funding a group of self-styled anarchists in a group called DisruptJ20.  They have beeg plans to mess with the Trump inauguration.  Perhaps they’ve been watching reruns of news footage from the 1968 Chicago Democrat Convention.  Perhaps they’ve brought Rennie Davis, Mark Rudd, and Horst Wessel back from the grave.  Their plans are said to include “roller derby” attacks on the inaugural parade; kamikaze drone attacks; fireworks aimed at the crowds.  Patriots need to be prepared to protect the event, as the DC police will likely act as if their hands are tied. This … Continue reading

A Civilian Response To Obama’s Defunding of Military Flyovers at Sporting Events

This little video defines American exceptionalism. President Batears cut the funding for precision military flyovers at sporting events — he needed the money to pay for his vacation trips. In most of the world’s nations, the reaction would have been “oh well”. But not in the USA. Watch what 49 private pilots organized, paid for, and executed with perfect timing at a recent Kansas City Chiefs football game.  Go to full screen for this one. source:  https://www.youtube.com/embed/VImNBuJW3sQ?rel=0 Thanks to RGH for finding this video.      — SafeSpace —

Merry Christmas From Bob Chester, 1940s-Style

“The Fattest Man In Town” …. Two versions for you to enjoy (that’s famous voice actor Mel Blanc playing the fattest man in the b&w soundie).  Both delightfully non-PC …. And freedom to be non-PC may be Pres-Elect Trump’s biggest gift to America’s culture this holiday season! Merry Christmas to all Hardnoxers from the north Georgia mountains! sources:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu3b-QmxcBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbL0KXXprDI   — SafeSpace —