Funny Friday

From NavyVet:

AOC is pretty sure that Netanyahu is a Jewish search engine.









Choices

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From Earl:


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From Hershey:

One of these guys is a democrat

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From ‘Nox:


Redacted Mueller Report







Terry and HEA jousting at the company picnic.

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17 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Hey! That looks like fun – I’m game..lmao!
    Loved ’em all~! Excellent job,……Terry

  2. T.A. Parnell says:

    FACEBOOK WILL NOT SHOW OMAR PIC, THEY SENT NOTICE IT WAS AGAINST THEIR STANDARDS, WHAT A CROCK

  3. Robert Miller says:

    T.A. Parnell,what standards??

  4. Terry says:

    Great job as usual everybody !

    At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.
    At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

    Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands,
    ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

    The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?

    Giuseppe proudly replied, “I gonna go picka her up.”

  5. whitetop says:

    How true; if it itches you already got it.

  6. whitetop says:

    Something for you to contemplate on Monday.
    The IRS returned a tax return
    to a man in New Jersey after he apparently answered one of the questions
    incorrectly.

    In response to question 23: “Do you have anyone dependent
    on you?”, the man wrote: “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million
    crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over
    85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Washington, and the entire group that call
    themselves politicians”.

    On the returned form, someone at the IRS had attached a Post-it Note
    beside the question with an arrow and the words: “Your response to
    question 23 is unacceptable.”

    The man sent it back to the IRS with his response on the bottom of the
    Post It Note: “Who did I leave out?”

  7. It’s truly an honor to make the Friday Funnies – thanks ‘Nox!

    And Happy Weekend to you and the Friends!

  8. I GOT BANNED FOR 3 DAYS ON FACEBOOK FOR PASTING A COPY OF THAT DUMB OMAR PIC, HOW ABOUT THAT

    • Terry says:

      Congratulations Tonya !
      I just got out of FB jail myself. I said something about muzzies and their goat sex partners that Unca’ Zuck apparently didn’t like. Friggin’ nazi.

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