The Christmas Season is a time when there are parties. This year was no different. I was invited to a big bash at a couple’s house two weeks ago. She is a world class horse trainer who I have known for many years and we are good friends. Her hubby works for the State Department for some bullshit kumbaya agency. He’s a dork.
She invited me with a promise to attend since this was the fourth or fifth time… so I said ok.
Knowing State Department weenies would be there I kept telling myself on the way… behave ‘Nox… behave… don’t want to make a huge scene.
Anyway, I walk in the door and there are at least 100 people there. Nicely dressed, wine glasses in hand, a ton of food, lots of smiles, overall a good looking crowd. The metrosexual men could easily be spotted. They ignored me. I ignored them.
I was dressed nicely in a pressed western shirt with a bolo tie, jeans, sport jacket, and polished boots. I got a beer. I mingled about, smiling away at everyone. It was easy to tell the horsey crowd apart from the State weenies. The Horsey folks were pleasant and engaging (horse people are usually conservative). I knew several and many knew who I was but never met in person. The State weenies not so much. I was often asked immediately, with a sneer, “you voted for Trump, didn’t you?” Right out the gate. I’m thinking that’s a hell of a way to say hello.
I’m thinking what an asshole… also behave ‘Nox, behave… don’t want to make a scene at your friend’s house. “So you voted for Trump, eh?” “Of course I did”, I responded, “and proudly so”… “I’m guessing you voted for the unindicted criminal Hildabeast going by that sneer on your face”. Holy shit! Game on!
Now it gets interesting… lefties to the rescue. I’m standing there with six attractive women who now view me as Satan in the flesh. 🙂
Them: “Of course, we voted for Hillary because this country needs a woman president” they explained.
Me: “OK… “so you gave her a pass on Uranium One, the looting of the Haiti Relief funds, the selling of influence by the Clinton Foundation while she was SoS, the whole Russia story that her campaign hatched after losing the election, the missing 30,000 emails of classified information, the dead people surrounding her and Bill, the rigging of the primaries for her by the DNC, the outright corruption of that woman… all because she has internal plumbing?”
Them: “Uhhh, yeah”… “she hasn’t been charged or convicted of anything… but Trump is a racist and hates women”.
Me: “Really… you seem like such beautiful and smart educated women, how can you really be that daft? A child can see that the woman is a criminal yet you are willing to throw logic out the window for obvious felonies and perhaps treason but you wholly accept that Trump is a racist and misogynist when there is no history or a scintilla of evidence to support your claims only because some talking head said it on CNN or MSLSD?”
Me: “You realize of course that Trump was presented with numerous awards for helping out minorities, especially blacks BEFORE he announced his candidacy and that he has tons of female executives in his 300+ business… right?”
Them: “We didn’t know that… but Trump hates Muslims and Mexicans”.
Me: “Of course not, you get all your information from propaganda media that is nothing more than a mouthpiece for the left, who then treat you as useful idiots while you cheer for your own demise. All the while telling you to vote for Hildabeast because she’s entitled to the office of president because she is the smartest woman on the planet despite having not a single example or record of accomplishment other than being married to a serial rapist and abuser of women. Further, President Trump enacted a ban on Muslims that were identified by the Obama administration as possible terrorists and the President is attempting to curb ILLEGAL immigration, not legal immigration… besides he’s married to an immigrant. So how are you liking your new boss Secretary Tillerson?
Them: gasping for air.
Me: laughing my ass off.
Them: “He’s eviscerating our departments or totally eliminating them”.
Me: “nice chatting with you… I need another beer… it’s been great”. Big smiles from me.
I had about six similar conversations with lefties that all started the same way with them asking me if I voted for Trump as if I had a sign on. Funny how they all had that self-righteous sneer on their faces when they asked.
Overall, it was a fun night. The food was great. The house was great. The hosts were great. The horsey conservative crowd was delightful. The lefties… well, they are so incredibly daft. Not news though. Just sad. Our government is loaded with them.