Venturing Into Enemy Territory

The Christmas Season is a time when there are parties.  This year was no different.  I was invited to a big bash at a couple’s house two weeks ago.  She is a world class horse trainer who I have known for many years and we are good friends.  Her hubby works for the State Department for some bullshit kumbaya agency.  He’s a dork.

She invited me with a promise to attend since this was the fourth or fifth time… so I said ok.

Knowing State Department weenies would be there I kept telling myself on the way… behave ‘Nox… behave… don’t want to make a huge scene.

Anyway, I walk in the door and there are at least 100 people there.  Nicely dressed, wine glasses in hand, a ton of food, lots of smiles, overall a good looking crowd.  The metrosexual men could easily be spotted.  They ignored me.  I ignored them.

I was dressed nicely in a pressed western shirt with a bolo tie, jeans, sport jacket, and polished boots.  I got a beer.  I mingled about, smiling away at everyone.  It was easy to tell the horsey crowd apart from the State weenies.  The Horsey folks were pleasant and engaging (horse people are usually conservative).  I knew several and many knew who I was but never met in person.  The State weenies not so much.  I was often asked immediately, with a sneer, “you voted for Trump, didn’t you?”  Right out the gate.  I’m thinking that’s a hell of a way to say hello.

I’m thinking what an asshole… also behave ‘Nox, behave… don’t want to make a scene at your friend’s house.  “So you voted for Trump, eh?”  “Of course I did”, I responded, “and proudly so”… “I’m guessing you voted for the unindicted criminal Hildabeast going by that sneer on your face”.  Holy shit!  Game on!

Now it gets interesting… lefties to the rescue.  I’m standing there with six attractive women who now view me as Satan in the flesh.  🙂

Them: “Of course, we voted for Hillary because this country needs a woman president” they explained.

Me: “OK… “so you gave her a pass on Uranium One, the looting of the Haiti Relief funds, the selling of influence by the Clinton Foundation while she was SoS, the whole Russia story that her campaign hatched after losing the election, the missing 30,000 emails of classified information, the dead people surrounding her and Bill, the rigging of the primaries for her by the DNC, the outright corruption of that woman… all because she has internal plumbing?”

Them: “Uhhh, yeah”… “she hasn’t been charged or convicted of anything… but Trump is a racist and hates women”.

Me: “Really… you seem like such beautiful and smart educated women, how can you really be that daft?  A child can see that the woman is a criminal yet you are willing to throw logic out the window for obvious felonies and perhaps treason but you wholly accept that Trump is a racist and misogynist when there is no history or a scintilla of evidence to support your claims only because some talking head said it on CNN or MSLSD?”

Them: Crickets…

Me: “You realize of course that Trump was presented with numerous awards for helping out minorities, especially blacks BEFORE he announced his candidacy and that he has tons of female executives in his 300+ business… right?”

Them: “We didn’t know that… but Trump hates Muslims and Mexicans”.

Me: “Of course not, you get all your information from propaganda media that is nothing more than a mouthpiece for the left, who then treat you as useful idiots while you cheer for your own demise.  All the while telling you to vote for Hildabeast because she’s entitled to the office of president because she is the smartest woman on the planet despite having not a single example or record of accomplishment other than being married to a serial rapist and abuser of women.  Further, President Trump enacted a ban on Muslims that were identified by the Obama administration as possible terrorists and the President is attempting to curb ILLEGAL immigration, not legal immigration… besides he’s married to an immigrant. So how are you liking your new boss Secretary Tillerson?

Them: gasping for air.

Me: laughing my ass off.

Them: “He’s eviscerating our departments or totally eliminating them”.

Me: “good”

Them: crickets…

Me: “nice chatting with you… I need another beer… it’s been great”.  Big smiles from me.

I had about six similar conversations with lefties that all started the same way with them asking me if I voted for Trump as if I had a sign on.  Funny how they all had that self-righteous sneer on their faces when they asked.

Overall, it was a fun night.  The food was great.  The house was great.  The hosts were great.  The horsey conservative crowd was delightful.  The lefties… well, they are so incredibly daft.  Not news though.  Just sad.  Our government is loaded with them.

~ Hardnox

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50 Responses to Venturing Into Enemy Territory

  1. Shar says:

    Just maybe your friend kept encouraging you to attend because she wanted you to knock some sense in to the libs. Bonus was the beer and food. Happy New Year.

  2. Brittius says:

    Just beware. Round Two, they usually bring on the Vicious Liberals. They will also try Psych 2.0 on you. Why? Because they are the smartest people in the room (HRC, BHO, refugees, anti-Christian, Common Core, ObamaCare, Free Stuff, Free Tuition, sex scandals, sex scandals, sex scandals. Real smart, aren’t they?).
    I had the misfortune of going to a similar liberal party years ago. I was the villain. Their center of attention was some saggy prune who bragged that she did porn and posted online. The liberals smiled and voiced approval. I looked for a trash can to puke.

    • Hardnox says:

      I’m perfectly fine with the vicious ones. Fortunately, I’m not a little guy and that helps. Facts and logic always have them sputtering. Usually, the vicious ones (the dumbest ones) walk away saying “whatever” because they have no facts to support their arguments. It’s always stunning how the left is a cult. They are the most uncurious people I have ever known.

      A pruned porn star? Poor you. 🙂

  3. clyde says:

    Next time you go, ask her if you can bring a friend. ME.

  4. Felinity says:

    SO glad you didn’t have to endure a “choke & chew” party, having to contend with a goodly number of libs! BRAVISSIMO for proving yourself to be not only a horse wrangler (of sorts), but a JACKASS one!

  5. Amboyduke says:

    Way to go Nox…
    I’m going to cut and paste your post, giving you the credit for it’s content, and send it to a few of my left-wing ass-hole friends…just because.

  6. Whitetop says:

    Well we know you aren’t afraid to stick a broom handle up the ass of a sleeping bear. Way to go. Of course you knew ahead of time these people had no ideas to argue on; just emotions.

    Happy New Year and may you do even better next year.

    • Hardnox says:

      I prefer broom handles with splinters. It is really too easy, especially when these morons think themselves so smart and knowledgeable. Sticking a pin in their inflated egos is so much fun.

      We’ll see if I get an invitation for next year. I’m not totally certain who I pissed off. 🙂

      I know my friend/host was happy to see me.

  7. Adrienne says:

    Perfectly handled, Hardnox. Bravo!

  8. Navyvet says:

    Them: “He’s eviscerating our departments or totally eliminating them”.

    Me: “good”

    LMAO. Great response.

  9. Wise Owl says:

    ROTFL! I love it. Way to go, Hardnox! It will be a happy New Year for us all!

  10. I.R. Wayright says:

    Nice job Noxxy ! My gathering was just 14 mostly relatives at my Sister’s house. My favorite leftie was there so on my 7″ tablet I dialed up the picture of Trump holding the mug shot photos of Obama in his hands held it up in front of her face and gleefully told her, “Here’s all I want to see for Christmas!”

    She just rolled her eyes and muttered something so I knew my job was done.

    She must have gotten her mind warped in college but I hope I can spend enough time with my nieces to clue them in to what they should watch out for as they get older. A couple years ago I gave them the Rush Limbaugh story book, full of illustrations titled “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims. I’m fairly certain she confiscated that book before they could read it.

    • Hardnox says:

      Thanks bro. I had fun doing it. Watching steam escape from their empty heads is a beautiful thing to witness. 🙂

      LOL on the image. Funny Friday?

      Was that the same lefty who gave you Hillary’s book and you used it for target practice? Then when she asked if read it you replied that you had looked through it. LOL

  11. vonMesser says:

    Nox, I’m not much of a horsey person. I do know which end to point frontwards (and was involved in a 30 man cavalry charge once with drawn sabres) tho. Sounds like a great party, and good conversation all around. We have some of the same “issues” with the military reenactors – highly opinionated on both sides.

    • Hardnox says:

      No problem. Opinions are always welcome if they are backed up with facts. These assholes memorized a script and had no clue how to answer a single question. Life is great in a bubble.

  12. Popular Front says:

    Oh man, I wish I’d been at that party! I’m great at baiting lefties.

  13. Terry says:

    In my next life, I want to be a fly on the wall ! I would have loved to hear those conversations.
    Were you strapped too ?

    • Hardnox says:

      I should invite you to the next party. It’s great fun.

      I’m always strapped but the 1911 was in the truck. bwhahahahaha 🙂 No worries, metros never carry anyway. I never gave it a thought.

  14. Nice, Boss! But I don’t know how you manage in hostile territory like that. I’d drink a whole lot more than I do if I were that close to the Beltway; that’s for sure. Well done, though.

  15. dweezy2176 says:

    I played it safe and spent most of the day with the grandkids .. having raised 4 “snowflakes” being in the same room with all 4 can be very, very trying ..!

    • Hardnox says:

      dweezy, I feel bad for you. How did you manage to raise 4 snowflakes? Where do you live? How can we help?

      • dweezy2176 says:

        Sadly, it’s the Oz education system .. schools are chock-a-blok full of “lefty” teachers and they start on them in kindie .. The country is going to the pack .. look at last week’s example when we abstained on the Jerusalem vote in the UN .. even 3 years ago before they( pollies) dumped our “conservative” PM we would have stood with the USA now under this fence-sitter (mate of Obumma’s) we’ve gone to water … & bollards, lotza bollards ‘cos “we won’t let THEM change our way of life” as security crackdown after crackdown is heaped on us & still they bring THEM in…….. yep, it’s not just a US thing with the “religion of pieces” ……..!

        • Hardnox says:

          Understood. I feel your pain. The left have been very successful everywhere in the Western World with their insanity. Fortunately, we opted to change course with Trump but as you’re seen the pushback is massive. Hopefully we’ll finally see some sanity arrive in a year if we are successful in 2018 midterms and then there is hope it catches on elsewhere. The Brits chose BREXIT and the pushback there has been a full on assault.

          • SafeSpace says:

            Dweezy: Until y’all pull off AUSSIE-EXIT, have you considered home schooling or private, religiously-affiliated schools? Both are fine, viable solutions. The time and money invested will be returned by kids who grow into adults with their heads properly screwed on … for life.

  16. Dynalady says:

    Congrats, Nox on what sounds like a successful evening both entertaining & educational (to some). If I make an effort to burst a lefty’s bubble, they just end the conversation & never speak to me again. Just a question or a coupla inconvenient facts & they get all mad & leave. Here, the current snowflake response to facts is a glazed-over misty-eyed look of denial & a mumbled, “Well, I don’t get involved in that stuff….” That’s for sure—not involved w/‘stuff’ like tax paying, adult problem-solving, realities they don’t like…

    • Hardnox says:

      Thanks. Maybe that’s a good thing they never speak to you again. Happens to me all the time. Lol. Truth is we’d never change their minds anyway no matter how much information we gave them because their minds are made up and lefty ideology is a religion to them.

      Occasionally, I do get some to rethink their positions. It’s rare but it happens. It’s important to keep the conversation polite.

      I often ask them “who profits from the carbon fees on businesses and how does that help the planet?” That usually gets them thinking. Ditto when I educate them about the Vikings in Greenland.

      What I have found most often is how incurious lefties are about most anything and are willing to swallow everything the elite tell them. They never ask questions from their annointed betters.

      • SafeSpace says:

        ‘Nox: That last statement proves that the communist efforts to dumb down public education, and replace reason with rhetoric, have succeeded in our nation. Oh joy.

        • Hardnox says:

          They sure have. Curiosity is one of those traits that can’t be relearned once lost. We’re all born with it. Some with more than others. The left has been hugely successful at brainwashing two generations.

    • Terry says:

      When I really started paying attention to politics, around the year 2000bama, I received a true awakening. When the subject of obozo came up and I voiced my “displeasure” for him with some of my acquaintances who liked him, they got really nasty. I quickly learned what the lefties were all about.

      Long story short, they are no longer my acquaintances, I don’t miss them, and I discovered why I didn’t really like them in the 1st place.

      I DO enjoy a good ‘troll’ session however.

      • Hardnox says:

        Glad you are onboard bro albeit late to the party. I learned at an early age (14 or so) that politics affects all of us in ways unimaginable to most people. I lost the last of any lefty friends back when BJ Clinton was in office and disgraced the presidency. I found that as long as I was helping them they were friends. When I asked for help they were too busy. Lessons learned. Now it’s much much worse. The left is virtually militant and is ok with those disagreeing with them being erased. The Constitution applies to them and no one else. The left is all about identity because they are totally effed up in the head. Case in point: meet a queer, vegan, tree-humper, feminazi,, SJW, etc and the first thing out of their mouth is some drivel identifying themselves or their cause. Conservatives never do that as our brushes are much broader.

        I agree, trolling them is good fun. Watching heads explode, especially in person, is very entertaining.

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