She’s Dreamin’ Of A White Christmas. Or A Black Christmas. Or…

Remember Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who we know from such things as fake baking herself and corn-rowing her head to the point where she could convince people she was a black person and become President of the Spokane NAACP ?

Well guess what…just in time for Christmas, she’s selling a 2018 calendar full of photos of…herself. Being, you know, black and stuff.

According to Rachel’s website, (where you can also purchase a large variety of homemade lollipops. I guess it’s a black thing.) the calendar description reads:

“2018 Calendar featuring photos of Rachel Dolezal by four portrait photographers & her own inspirational quotes. With dozens of important birthdays and Black History facts throughout the year.”

Feast your eyes on some of the images I was able to find of this tantalizing transracial trollop :


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Oh, Sorry. Somehow, a pic of Hadenoughalready’s face after viewing his copy got mixed into the photos.

And the worst part? IT IS FREAKING SOLD OUT !!

If you’re a person who would actually spend money on a Rachel Dolezal calendar, do everyone a favor and just punch yourself in the face. Repeatedly.


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20 Responses to She’s Dreamin’ Of A White Christmas. Or A Black Christmas. Or…

  1. I.R. Wayright says:

    Hey, if she ain’t on welfare, go for it.

  2. Popular Front says:

    Nice hair extensions. Did she cut up an old string bag to make those?

  3. Hardnox says:

    This is pathetic attempt at publicity for someone wanting to be relevant. Sold out… my guess is only 12 copies were printed and sent to the Congressional Black Caucus.

  4. Ragnar says:

    Just goes to show, some people will buy just about anything…..

  5. Jules Smith says:

    I can’t take anyone seriously who starts a sentence with “Stay woke” Maybe it’s a white thing…

    • Terry says:

      I got this definition from “Urban Dictionary” in order to educate us crackers about the meaning of ” Stay Woke””

      “Deriving from “stay awake,” to stay woke is to keep informed of the shitstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered- such as the events in Ferguson Missouri in August 2014.
      The headlines say they looted McDonald’s, but they won’t tell you about the tear gas the police threw at the crowds, or the fact that they needed the milk from the McDonald’s to treat the effects of it. Stay woke.”

      So, I’d say it’s totally a black thing.

  6. Shar says:

    Wait until Lizzy Warren sees this. It may inspire a calendar of her own Indian heritage.

  7. Wise Owl says:

    OMG! I am speechless again. ROTFL! To her credit, she is using her [in]fame to make some money, and faking her heritage to become president of a local NAACP takes real chutzpah!