Ode to Bernie Sanders

(apologies to Otis Redding)

Sittin’ in the mornin’ sun
I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ come
Watching the duckies paddle in
And then I watch ’em paddle away again, yeah

I’m sittin’ on the dock of the lake
Counting the money I raked
Ooo, I’m just sittin’ on the dock of the lake
Glad that I was on Hillary’s take

I left my home in Vermont
On th
e campaign trail I did haunt
But it was all a huge scam
Cuz it was rigged and I’m on the lam

So, I’m sittin’ on the dock of the lake
Counting the money I raked
Ooo, I’m just sittin’ on the dock of the lake
Glad that I was on Hillary’s take

Look like nothing’s gonna change
I’m a lazy commie sack of shit who remains the same
My presidential campaign was so lame
That BLM clowns once stole my fame

Sittin’ here in my lakeside house
Knowing that I’m as timid as a mouse
I sold my soul for a big payout
Seeds of corruption I’ve sown
Just to make this house my own

Now, I’ll just sit in the mornin’ sun
I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ come
Watching the duckies paddle in
And then I watch ’em paddle away again, yeah
Like in the Senate, just wastin’ time…

About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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10 Responses to Ode to Bernie Sanders

  1. myfoxmystere says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that was a good one, GunnyG!

  2. Uriel says:

    Bwahaha! Well done!

  3. Shar says:

    Wow Gunny, I didn’t know you were a poet too. Good job.

  4. GunnyG says:

    All,

    Thanks for the comments. It simply hit me between the eyes and I had to post it!

  5. Wingman says:

    Well played!

  6. Tonita says:

    Wonderful. You need to get Diamond and Silk to put a beat to it now. Priceless. Love it….

  7. Terry says:

    BRAVO !
    I give it an 8 out of 10 because the beat is hard to dance to.

  8. Hardnox says:

    Well done Gunny. Take a bow.

  9. iwitness02 says:

    Funny, fun and well done. But at the same time I believe its true. That is the discouraging part.

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