Hollywood and DC Saved

by a new Celebrity Perv Apology Generator!

Now instead of going into rehab for a few hours to cure their pedophilic perversions, grabby hands, and rapey vibes, they can continue acting like Democrats and simply hit a button to generate a new apology!

EXCERPT:  “As a male feminist, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something). I comforted myself by saying that at least I asked before I “honked” her boobs and demanded she watch me shower, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.”

Bingo! Now rapists like Weinstein and gay rapists like Spacey can simply do their “thing,” and rest assured of a fast apology! Hell, even Bill Clinton, Conyers, Al Green, and a host of other scumbag politicians could use it!

Bubba Clinton’s default apology…

“While I do not recall raping those  women over a period of a few decades, in my apartment, in my El Camino, the White House, or on vacation to Orgy Island, I am deeply saddened since I realize I could have been more sensitive to these gals. It was so very long ago and so many rapes, er, molestations, er hugs ago it’s difficult to remember who is whom. In fact, many times I was the victim of these predatory women wearing those tiny miniskirts. They asked for it as I recall. I was raised in a house of women don’t ya know?”



About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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8 Responses to Hollywood and DC Saved

  1. Brittius says:

    Times like these, I thank Almighty God, for Jack Daniels.

  2. clyde says:

    Love watching these hypocrite bastards being hoisted on their own petard.

    • GunnyG says:


      Indeed! This scandal has legs and now that shithead Paul Ryan is in the shitter for covering it all up! Damn their hides!

  3. Shar says:

    It would be interesting to know who started the slush fund and who got caught with their pants down. Wonder if we will ever know. They own the money back to us.
    Heard it was approximately 15M. I hope Ryan and Uncle Mitch are removed in next Congress.

  4. Dynalady says:

    Shar–good point–perhaps this could be THE 2018 Election issue–Which candidate will introduce/pass a law making the info public & requiring summary reimbursement–they could just sign over their salaries, gov’t retirement accts & benefits. Since NOBODY is busy repealing Obamacare, Congress has plenty of time for new legislation like that.

  5. Shar says:

    Dyna, that would be entertaining. Watch them stab each other in the back. Pitiful the waste of taxpayer monies.