Know Thine (snark) Enemy

What is “AntiFa” – a.k.a. “Anti-Fascists”, “ANTIFA”, “Antifa”?

Writer Lucian Wintrich will explain….

A historically relevant and radically far-left domestic terrorist organization known as “Antifa”, or “anti-fascists”, employ street violence with makeshift weaponry to “spread peace and love” and fight for “social justice”. Just like their moronic ancestors, Antifa are hardline socialists, communists, or anti-capitalistic anarchists fighting for their “oppressed” comrades. The Antifa movement evolved from college level indoctrination and was then fueled by the mainstream media after they began labelling President Trump and his supporters as “Nazis” or “fascists.” Through this, the “Harry Potter” dweebs decided to pickup bike-locks and go bashing their “enemies” over the head ( see Eric Clanton). It is supreme immaturity that leads to one galavanting around the streets under the collective title of Antifa.

Despite Antifa’s ultimately noble on-paper philosophies, most of the people that congregate as “Antifa” are LARPers (“live action role-play”) attempting to find someone/thing to sexually interact with and the problem with this is the fact that bravado, especially from some of their “women” (God help them), manifests in the form of physical violence as a way to show off. Most of these people have not left their dorm rooms or their parents’ homes before, the shock of sunlight and the atmosphere messes with their minds.

Primarily comprised of white, pale-skinned, stick-thin men, and obese pimple-ridden women, Antifa hides behind masks to both disguise their grotesque appearances and to feel “united” with the others in their group. Their primary interests revolve around devolving the state and working outside of the parameters of our democratic and capitalistic system. When they do work within our system, they will attempt to apply “anarcho-syndicalism”, a view that appropriates industrial unionism as a way for the workers of a democratic/capitalistic society to seize control of the means of production in an effort to influence and control the society at large. They champion Marxism and believe that, through the implementation of Communism, they will have more individual control than under capitalism (a hilariously naïve belief).

Communism claimed the lives of around ninety-four million people in the 20th Century and young boys and girls across the country (and in other parts of the world, of course) experiment with this drug and as the hyperbole will go, this drug is a killer like any other. From Twitter bios to Instagram posts, you can see the hammer and sickle next to the “black flag” emoji and a conveniently placed “#BLM” beside the two and more often than not, it is some college-aged member of the bourgeoisie with a guilt complex and crippling daddy issues – it is all a game to them and a trend to follow not unlike the champagne socialists before them.




Tom Bloke, a so-called “leader”, had the audacity to tweet this :

“can’t wait for November 4th when millions of antifa supersoldiers will behead all white parents and small business owners in the town square”

— Tom Bloke (@21logician) October 30, 2017

Though I’m not quite sure of the relevance of beheading white parents and small business owners, I’ll lay money that some larger businesses will be impacted : Clearasil, Proactiv, X-Box, and YouTube are a few that will  suffer from the demise of their best customers.

“HEY…Guess What I’m Doing ?”
“I’m Smashing Fasc”!


Just Sayin’…


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12 Responses to Know Thine (snark) Enemy

  1. vonmesser says:

    Just kind of waiting. Being multi-lingual, I speak 9mm and .45ACP fluently, and can say a few words in .99 muzzle load as well.

  2. malenurseken says:

    Wish they would demonstrate here! ANTIFA would be PROFKD organization!

  3. SafeSpace says:

    So if I want to join their ‘resistance’, I have to gain 75 pounds, then buy an Old Navy hoodie and some pastel tights….

  4. Shar says:

    SafeSpace – what a picture that would be for Funny Friday.

  5. Hardnox says:

    The fat ones will be easy targets. 🙂

  6. malenurseken says:

    Love the comments LOL. Come on Antifa!