The Mueller

investigation summed up.

First comes the laugh of the day from Gowdy and Goodlatte: 

“Our justice system is represented by a blind-folded woman holding a set of scales. Those scales do not tip to the right or the left; they do not recognize wealth, power, or social status. The impartiality of our justice system is the bedrock of our republic and our fellow citizens must have confidence in its objectivity, independence, and evenhandedness. The law is the most equalizing force in this country. No entity or individual is exempt from oversight.”

Pardon the Gunny but…

Now the assessment of Mueller and his investigation…

Morning came in Anywhere USA and the sunshine revealed a mass murder of chickens at the city poultry farm. Blood, guts, chicken carcasses, and feathers were scattered everywhere. First on the scene was Chief of Police Chicken Little. His immediate thought was to get to the bottom of this foul deed and punish the guilty severely! Next on the scene came Chief of Detectives Captain Redd Fox who advised the Chief that because some of the deceased where close friends of the Chief’s that he should recuse himself from the investigation. Chief of Police Little, who always touted his integrity and honesty readily agreed and informed Chief of Detectives Redd Fox that he had no choice but to put CoD Fox in charge of the investigation into the slaughter. CoD Fox stated, “I would only be too glad to find the culprit or culprits responsible for this henious crime!”  CoP Little heaved a huge sigh of relief and told Chief of Detectives Fox, “Good luck and Godspeed!” As Chief of Detectives Fox was leaving the conference room, Chief Little said, “By the way, Captain Fox, you have a feather stuck in your teeth.”

About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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3 Responses to The Mueller

  1. whitetop says:

    It appeared there was one bright bulb in the box we know as Congress when Trey Gowdy pointed out Lois Lerner gave up her 5th amendment rights with her speech on why she wouldn’t testify. He was a voice of reason for many events happening in the swamp but then he ran the Benghazi hearings and blew the entire show. Sharp man but corrupted like the rest of congress. Lacks credibility.

  2. Hardnox says:

    Well stated Gunny. That sums it up.

    As far as Gowdy is concerned, he’s all hat and no cattle. I don’t trust him anymore.

  3. Uriel says:

    Love your story Gunny! Amazing how close to truth it is snark.