Apparently getting drunk and trying to walk on goat’s hooves is a bitch. Or quite possibly, her Depends were full, and that knocked her off-balance and her goat hooves caught in the bones of some long dead infant from a spirit cookout. Or, thinking outside of the box, she was feeling frisky and chasing Huma around the bed and spun out at a corner!
EXCERPT: “Hillary Clinton hobbled away from filming a British TV show interview on crutches Monday after breaking her toe falling down some stairs. The former presidential candidate arrived wearing a surgical boot to the BBC program The Graham Norton Show, as she revealed she took a tumble in high heels while holding a cup of coffee. The embarrassing fall forced her to pull out of a series of scheduled TV and radio appearances earlier today including ITV’s This Morning and Woman’s Hour on Radio 4. Recalling her tumble, she said: ‘I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards.”
More likely Cankles was either running downstairs to let booze delivery guy in or to take a quick donation from Harvey Weinstein!
Or maybe her goat hooves got caught on the stairs, like here:
Passing thought. If you fall backwards, how do you break your toe? Maybe Cankles fell backwards and her foot hit Huma in the chin.