Funny Friday


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Have a great Friday.

Remember, humor is in our arsenal and keeps us sane.  The left has no humor and thus will die out from simple misery.

~ Hardnox

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7 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Terry says:

    I give this edition of FF 5 stars !

    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn’t get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked,
    “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?”
    “Well, yes, I did once.”
    “And how did she look?”
    “Oh boy, she looked very angry!”
    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere.
    “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend’s face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?”
    “She was watching us through the window.”

    A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when – in his excitement – his car went out of control and crashed into an oak tree.
    Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he’d know since childhood.
    The husband was thinking to himself: “Oh no, what has he done now?”

    He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied:
    “Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you.”

    And he said with trepidation: “Well what did you name them?”
    The brother replied: “I named the little girl Denise.
    The husband, relieved, said: “That’s a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?”

    “Denephew,” the brother replied.

  2. Shar says:

    All great. Loved the baboons. Yep explains it all.

  3. clyde says:

    Great shit, especially the baboon meme.

  4. SafeSpace says:

    Funny Friday cartoons are reeeeaaalllly hard-hitting this week. Ya think political cartoonists are getting fed up….?

    • whitetop says:

      Political cartoonists must be having the time of their life; they have so much material to work with. I guess it is only we conservatives with a sense of humor who also recognize the reality of the message in many of the cartoons.

      Keep up the good work HN.

  5. Wendy says:

    I LOVED it all!!!!!

  6. vonMesser says:

    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

    The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, ‘Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”

    The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said. They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?”

    He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the ass and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”