Asshat Alert : Michael Moore Has A Proposal


Well it seems the Bloated Bloviator  is at it again. Michael Moore, the libtard’s very own Jabba the Hutt,  has forgotten his butt-buddy Ol’ Batears is no longer soiling the carpet of The Oval Office. His vision of self importance has mandated that he take to Facebook to amend Our Constitution to suit his ( and his likewise moronic followers ) needs.

Ladies and Gentlemen Patriots, I present to you…….Michael Moore’s Proposal to Repeal the Second Amendment and Replace It With This:


“A well regulated State National Guard, being helpful to the safety and security of a State in times of need, along with the strictly regulated right of the people to keep and bear a limited number of non-automatic Arms for sport and hunting, with respect to the primary right of all people to be free from gun violence, this shall not be infringed.”

I, Michael Moore, along with all who support an end to this epidemic of gun violence, propose a new Amendment to our Constitution that repeals the ancient and outdated 2nd Amendment (which was written before bullets and revolvers were even invented), and replaces it with a new 28th Amendment that guarantees States can have State militias (a.k.a. State National Guards which are made up of citizen-soldiers who are called upon in times of natural disasters or other State emergencies), allows individuals to use guns for sport and gathering food, and guarantees everyone the right to be free of, and protected from, gun violence (i.e., the public’s safety comes ahead of an individual’s right to own and fire a gun).

This amendment would allow states and the federal government to pass laws that would regulate gun ownership in the following manner:

• As over 90% of gun violence is committed by men, in order for a man to purchase a gun, he must first get a waiver from his current wife, plus his most recent ex-wife, or any woman with whom he is currently in a relationship (if he’s gay, he must get the waiver from his male spouse/partner). This law has greatly reduced most spousal/domestic gun murders in Canada.

• All automatic and semi-automatic guns are banned.

• No gun or clip can hold more than 6 bullets.

• To activate a gun for it to be used, the trigger must recognize the fingerprint of its registered owner. This will eliminate most crimes committed with a gun as 80% of these crimes are done with a stolen gun.

• One’s guns must be stored at a licensed gun club or government-regulated gun storage facility. Believing that having a gun in your home provides you with protection is an American myth. People who die from a home invasion make up a sad but minuscule .04% of all gun murders in the US. And over a third of them are killed by their own gun that the criminal has either stolen or wrestled from them.

• To own and operate a gun one must obtain a license (like one does to operate a car). To get a license you have to complete a gun training and safety course and pass a thorough background check.

• As nearly half of all gun deaths are suicides, mental health care must become a top national health priority and must be properly funded. And by making it more difficult to purchase a gun – and requiring its storage outside the home – easy access during a suicidal moment is denied.

• Current restrictions placed on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), due to successful lobbying by the NRA, have prohibited them from studying the gun violence epidemic in the US. These rules need to be removed and the funding restored. Science will then be free to find out why we are ALONE among nations in killing each other at such a massive rate (hint: It’s not just the guns – it’s us as Americans).

These are a few of the regulations that can be enacted to both protect society yet not deny hunters and sportsmen their fun. This is the sane approach that meets everyone’s needs — everyone, that is, except those of the serial killer, the mass murderer, the violent ex-husband, the disgruntled employee or the disturbed and bullied teenager. We will never eliminate all murder; that’s been with us since Cain killed Abel. But we CAN join the community of enlightened nations where gun violence is that rare occurrence — as opposed to the daily tragedy we now suffer here in the United States of America. This can come to an end with the repeal of the 2nd Amendment and replacing it with the 28th Amendment.

For those who believe it will be impossible to do this, let me close by sharing with you two important facts that should give us hope:

1. We are not a country of gun nuts. 77% of all Americans do NOT own a gun! If three-quarters of the country has decided they have no need for a gun, three-quarters of the country may also decide they have no need for an archaic amendment that allows retired accountants to own 47 assault weapons. LET’S ORGANIZE THE 77%!

2. When President Obama tried to get Congress to pass simple, common sense gun control legislation after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary, polls showed 90% of the country backed him! But the NRA beat him. LET’S ORGANIZE THE 90%!

We can start with the upcoming midterm election. Let every candidate know: If you take NRA money, we will 
remove you from office.

Then do it.


Yeah well, good luck with that, Blubber-Boy.

I’m sure a few of you have a word or two to say about this, so FIRE AWAY ! (pun intended).



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18 Responses to Asshat Alert : Michael Moore Has A Proposal

  1. vonMesser says:

    I am unable to think of anything to say other than this POS is using oxygen that is better used by rotting dog shyte.

  2. I.R. Wayright says:

    It was the gun that secured our freedoms in the first place. Privately owned guns for the large part.
    It is the gun that has kept us free through the decades.
    It will be the gun that stops those individuals from taking our freedoms in the future.

    Better Mr moore-on concentrate on the medications that are involved in mass shootings and find a way to keep guns out of the hands of mentally disturbed people who have turned out to be overly represented by folks from the left.

  3. Popular Front says:

    Agree and support everything Moore says! Keep him excited and his blood pressure UP as he races (waddles) towards his long long overdue massive cardiac arrest. Once the fat fuqer keels over and croaks he’ll be forgotten in no seconds flat, part from the poor paramedics who’ll have to try and load his bloated carcass onto a gurney and into the meat wagon.

  4. Wendy says:

    Popular Front said it brilliantly, so I’m with him!!!

    • Popular Front says:

      Cheers Wendy! I really don’t like that Moore guy, ever since he made that ‘Bowling for Columbine’ bullshit movie. To me it was cashing in on dead schoolkids which is contemptible.

  5. Wendy says:

    Good Post Terry!

  6. SafeSpace says:

    We will consider Mister Moore’s proposal just as soon as he dismisses his armed private security force. What a hypocritical brown trout, a wallowing odoriferous lardass Mister Moore is.

  7. clyde says:

    Damn shame this walking talking pile of garbage hasn’t assumed room temperature. This assmunch is just a lard-laden hypocrite who is a total waste of time. Eff him and the rest of the leftards.

  8. Shar says:

    I think he should pitch his idea to Rambo in Chicago and see how it works. Also remove any one from office that takes money from Sorass. Just a thought.

    Good article Terry.

  9. GunnyT says:

    Moor-on’s proposal to put all guns in local storage just makes it easier for criminals for find and get them to use on the totally unarmed citizenry. His amendment is a complete crock of shite!

  10. Wingman says:

    I’m willing to store half a dozen…..up his ass.

  11. Wise Owl says:

    ROTFL. Everyone here has expressed my feelings for the POS. I’d love to use the POS for shark bait.

  12. Dynalady says:

    High level of eloquence by everyone here. I thought VonM really said it best, Kept reading the comments & all were excellently stated examples of the fine art of the rant.

    Gotta give Von M a 9.8 for starting it all off with wit & eloquence & for the purity of the contempt; Popular Front scores a high 9.7 for strategic karma & highly pertinent descriptives like ‘bloated carcass’; but the perfect 10.0 is SafeSpace for style, eloquence & for calling out the UTTER HYPOCRISY!

    Excellent work, Team!
    P.S.–STILL not watching the NFL.

  13. vonMesser says:

    Some guy on Rush last week (Friday I think) suggested that we could prevent mass shootings like Las Vegas by limiting the right to assembly to 49 persons in any one protest/assembly.