A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man.
The young punk has spiked, multi-colored, green, purple, and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man glares at the young punk for him for the next ten miles, as the bus travels across the city.
Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells, “What are you looking at, old man! Didn’t you do anything wild when you were young?”
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, “Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot… I thought you might be my son.”
A MAN IS AT WORK ONE DAY WHEN HE NOTICES HIS CO-WORKER IS WEARING AN EARRING.
THE MAN KNOWS HIS CO-WORKER TO BE A NORMALLY A CONSERVATIVE FELLOW AND IS CURIOUS ABOUT HIS SUDDEN CHANGE IN “FASHION SENSE.”
THE MAN WALKS UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE INTO EARRINGS.”
“DON’T MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL, IT’S ONLY AN EARRING,” HE REPLIES SHEEPISHLY.
HIS FRIEND FALLS SILENT FOR A FEW MINUTES, BUT THEN HIS CURIOSITY PRODS HIM TO ASK, “SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING ONE?”
“EVER SINCE MY WIFE FOUND IT IN MY TRUCK.”
From Just Gene:
EMERGENCY CURRENCY NOTIFICATION
Please DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT use $1, $2, $50 or $100 bills.
They have pictures of former slave owners on them! Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!
DO NOT just throw them away. They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so.
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