Funny Friday


Chepe: “How many children do you have?”

Pepe: “I have eight children”.

Chepe: “You don’t have a TV?”

Pepe: “No”.

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From Navy Vet:

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.

“Marion, Marion?”

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.Then I have lunch (you’d be proud –eat lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”

“No, … I’m a rabbit somewhere in North Dakota

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From Hershey:

WELCOME to 2017
� Our Phones – Wireless
� Cooking – Fireless
� Cars – Keyless
� Food – Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress – Sleeveless
� Youth – Jobless
� Leaders – Shameless
� Relationships – Meaningless
� Attitudes – Careless
� Babies – Fatherless
� Feelings – Heartless
� Education – Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
� Bills – Paperless

We are-SPEECHLESS,

Government-is CLUELESS,

And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!

I’m scared – Shitless!!!!

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From Gil:

“A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one. You’ll
probably never need one again.”

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or
confusing.


Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is
subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the
government.

4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting
poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other
Countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about, yet
they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the
21st Century.


Makes you wonder who is doing the math. By the way……………….

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics,
But we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few
lunatics. Funny how that works. And here’s another one worth considering..

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out
of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of
money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but
the second didn’t.

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From Earl:




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From Jules:









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From Terry:











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From Patriot Post:




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From SafeSpace:



 

From ‘Nox:










meanwhile in America













Meanwhile in San Francisco



meanwhile in North Korea




meanwhile in Chicago




Friday!

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Thanks to everyone for their contributions.

Humor is a good antidote for leftist bullshit since they have no humor.

Have a great Friday and don’t forget to piss off a lefty… takes only 2 seconds.  🙂

~ Hardnox

 

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26 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Jules Smith says:

    Great start to my day, thank you very much! Hope you all have a fabulous weekend. 🙂

  2. clyde says:

    Do the nation a favor. Kick a lefty ass today.

  3. Shar says:

    Great, thanks. Hard to pick which one I like more. Did enjoy the kid decking his
    sibling for talking smack about Trump.

  4. Terry says:

    What a great collection ! It’s so easy to make a funny meme showing the stupidity of the left. All you have to do is state the truth.
    Love your contributions Jules 🙂

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    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
    things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
    One woman lost it completely.
    She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, ‘I’m too young
    to die,’ she cried. Then she yelled, ‘If I’m going to die, I want
    my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
    plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’

    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
    woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in
    the rear of the plane.
    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
    eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
    as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his
    shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
    She gasped…
    Then, he spoke…
    ‘Iron this — and then get me a beer.’