Chepe: “How many children do you have?”
Pepe: “I have eight children”.
Chepe: “You don’t have a TV?”
From Navy Vet:
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.Then I have lunch (you’d be proud –eat lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
“No, … I’m a rabbit somewhere in North Dakota
WELCOME to 2017
� Our Phones – Wireless
� Cooking – Fireless
� Cars – Keyless
� Food – Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress – Sleeveless
� Youth – Jobless
� Leaders – Shameless
� Relationships – Meaningless
� Attitudes – Careless
� Babies – Fatherless
� Feelings – Heartless
� Education – Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
� Bills – Paperless
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I’m scared – Shitless!!!!
“A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one. You’ll
probably never need one again.”
The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or
Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America :
1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is
2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the
4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting
5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other
Countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about, yet
they want America to be more like those other countries.
Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the
Makes you wonder who is doing the math. By the way……………….
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics,
But we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few
lunatics. Funny how that works. And here’s another one worth considering..
2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out
of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of
money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but
the second didn’t.
From Patriot Post:
Thanks to everyone for their contributions.
Humor is a good antidote for leftist bullshit since they have no humor.
Have a great Friday and don’t forget to piss off a lefty… takes only 2 seconds. 🙂