Buy A Roof, Get A Gun

A North Alabama roofing company called Digital Roofing Innovations have become sensationalized after they advertised, “Buy a roof, get a gun.” I mean, how can you turn that down? Apparently, business is booming !

Read the story HERE

 

Their company is a purty fur distance from me. but I’d hire them. More clothing would be mandatory, of course.

~Terry

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13 Responses to Buy A Roof, Get A Gun

  1. Shar says:

    This is a hoot. Will share. I can hear the dims screaming.

  2. Jules Smith says:

    I want a new roof! Will he fly to England? Right. that’s me buying a doer-upper in Merrica!

    If I have two roofs, can I have an AR15 and a cute little .38 that I can stick down my bewwwts for when I don’t get served quick enough at the bar?

    NB: It’s very difficult for me take a man seriously if he throws his can of beer away after one sip. And the spangled hot pants can go. If he’d have slung the whisky, it would’ve been a no go but the assault weapon brought him back in favour.

  3. clyde says:

    And the leftards wailing and teeth gnashing starts in 3….2….1

    • Terry says:

      Hell Clyde & Shar, the lefties would rather go through a Biblical flood without a roof than hire these guys !

  4. Dynalady says:

    Terry & Jules-Its probably just me, but I thought his…uh…wardrobe was even better looking than the gun. (Except for the boots w/shorts)

    • Jules Smith says:

      Dynlady: I’m taking the Fifth….

      But, correct me if I’m wrong, I thought that WAS Terry… I’ve heard he’s partial to wearing budgie smugglers.

  5. Shar says:

    Well Terry we’re waiting?

    • Terry says:

      My Dearest Dynalady, Jules, and Shar…I will get back to you as soon as I look up “budgie smugglers” and “bewwwts” in my OED.

  6. Popular Front says:

    Now that is one hell of a sales pitch!

    • Terry says:

      If you’ll notice PF, the majority of comments were from the ladies ! I would expect a lot of women in N.Alabama will suddenly be discovering leaky roofs.

      • Popular Front says:

        I reckon so. A few will pour a beverage of choice and sit outside watching hunky young men running around on their roofs.

  7. 219rad says:

    That guy is a Terry wanna-be.