Funny Friday

We start off this week’s edition with a few clever observations from the late George Carlin:

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Great Orators of the Democrat Party –PAST:

 “One man with courage makes a majority.” ~Andrew Jackson

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

  “The buck stops here.” ~ Harry S. Truman

  “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” ~John F. Kennedy

Great Orators of the Democrat Party –RECENT:

“It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?” ~William Jefferson Clinton

“Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” ~ John Edwards

“What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton

“I invented the Internet.” ~ Al Gore

“America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” ~ Barack Obama

“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

“Paying taxes is voluntary.” ~ Sen. Harry Reid

“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted 1998)

“You have a business. You didn’t build that. Someone else did!” ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior Moron”: “We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)  (As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”)

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht …”Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off shore drillin” .   

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(special thanks to Skip, Gil, David, Ragnar, vonMesser, Earl, Jules, Blessed B, and Jan)

Have a great Friday.  We’re winning despite what you hear.

~ Hardnox

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3 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. clyde says:

    Still miss George Carlin.

  2. Jules Smith says:

    Heh, heh, heh… Carlin is genius.