The Covfefe Conspiracy Conundrum

In case you have been negligent with keeping up on the FAKE NEWS making all of the MSM headlines, I’d like to draw your attention to this latest stirring conspiracy story.
At 12:06 a.m. Eastern time Wednesday, President Trump tweeted a strange sentence fragment.
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe,” the tweet read.
That was it. It ended abruptly, as if someone stopped him, or he stopped himself, or perhaps he never meant to send it.
Within six hours, it had been retweeted more than 127,000 times and “liked” more than 162,000 times — making it one of his most popular tweets in months. By then it had become a massive Internet subject
By 5:48 a.m. EDT, the tweet had been deleted.
Twenty minutes later, a new tweet replaced it:
 When asked about the ‘Secret Message’ at a press gathering, Sean Spicer had this to say about it :
What the hell were you thinking Sean ? That was enough to send the lefties, still desperately searching for that elusive “Russian Connection”, right over the cliff.
The following are just a few of the stories breaking on MSM over this mysterious message. A Special Russian Code ? Launch sequence numbers for nuking...somebody ?
We may never know, but we can be sure the lefties will get to the bottom of it !
Hillary Clinton has a hunch about President Donald Trump and his mysterious tweet, saying “covfefe” wasn’t a typo at all.
Spicer suggests Trump’s ‘covfefe’ tweet was a secret message …
At the White House, Press Secretary Sean Spicer said Wednesday he will no longer field questions about Russia’s ties to Donald Trump and his associates,…
DONALD Trump’s bungling press secretary Sean Spicer made matters worse for the President following his bizarre “Covfefe” tweet at a cringeworthy car crash conference.
Does she write these herself?
MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough offered a scatological analogy for the White House defense of President Donald Trump’s nonsensical “covfefe” tweet. He made the comparison off-camera, but…
Republican Sen. Ben Sasse (Neb.) used his daughter’s piano recital to poke fun at President Trump’s recent …
The president’s “covfefe” tweet, and the White House reaction to it, offers a perfect example of the Trump administration’s dysfunction, a CNN panel agreed. President…
Donald Trump has been widely mocked over his late-night covfefe tweet and now Hillary Clinton has also joined in the fun by joking it could…
“The president is unwell; he now says ‘covfefe’ is SECRET CODE.”
the meme was already dead 20 minutes after Trump accidentally hit “tweet” while passing out on the toilet…
The libs are making absolute fools of themselves. If it wasn’t for the fact that they have so many dangerous minions who devour every word they speak, we could laugh a little easier.
One thing is certain. If the left had a covfefe, it would be dangerous !
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10 Responses to The Covfefe Conspiracy Conundrum

  1. Uriel says:

    Soooooo true Terry

  2. SafeSpace says:

    COVFEFE derives from the Hebrew word KABFEFE, which refers to the Kabbala (the KAB part) and butterflies (the FEFE part). It translates roughly in English as “a futile or pointless search”, and thus perfectly describes FAKE NEWS search for Trump’s collusion with the Russians, and for the Russian hacks of our election. (This info comes courtesy boards.4chan/pol/, a superb site for dark web-type information as well as enthusiastic verbal destruction of leftist memes.)

    • Terry says:

      SS…that indeed is a fitting definition.
      I also read that in Arabic it means “I will stand up”. That would also be fitting.
      But the best definition I have read so far is this one :

      COVFEFE- a condition which arises when members of the mainstream press have their heads so far up their own asses, they can’t differentiate between an actual controversy and a manufactured political scandal. Journalists suffering the condition may exhibit symptoms, such as: publishing stories based entirely on unverifiable sources, expressing shock over the results of elections they called prior to poll closure, increasingly rapid oscillation between screams of “racism” and “sexism” in reports that are often about nothing at all, and calling any information with which they disagree “fake.” Resulting complications include total loss of press credibility and the erosion of the 1st Amendment.

      Between those 3 definitions, I think we’ve got it covered.

  3. SafeSpace says:

    Hillary does not have a lot of room to mock Trump. Today she blamed her 2016 loss on (among other things) Macedonian fake news websites, and on the stupidity of American voters who failed to correctly discern her brilliant intellect and perfect suitability for the post of Commander In Chief. Then she wiped her teleprompter with a cloth or something.

  4. Jules Smith says:


    Add cream and sugar to sweeten. 🙂

  5. Terry says:

    This is gold. While CNN was mocking Trump’s “covfefe typo”, they had one of their own :

    Idiots in glass houses…………