Millennials – Scammed and Slammed At Anticipated Bahama Festival

This probably needs to be chalked right up at the top with the “Liberal Attitude” currently turning the heads of millennials. What a wake up call to millennials – what you hear and trend about can be seriously dangerous to your health and wallet. Reality sucks when you are the ones being scammed or harmed.



“The unparalleled best in music, cuisine, design & hospitality on a private island in the Exumas. Join us” ANDREW H. WALKER/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK


April 28, 2017

What was set to be the opening weekend of trust-fund millennial debauchery in the Bahamas has turned into nothing short of Lord of the Flies. The Fyre Festival – organized by Ja Rule and some guy who’s scammed millennials in the past was hyped by models and advertised as a boutique luxury music festival held in Exumas, Bahamas. All inclusive tickets ranging from $4,000 – $12,000 were supposed to include a chartered private flight from Miami, private luxury tents, yacht rides, and performances from Blink-182 and about two dozen other artists.

Not so much…

The “chartered flight from Miami” turned out to be severely delayed coach seats, and upon arrival shocked concert-goers were met with partially constructed USAID disaster relief tents:




Twitter Post April 27, 2017: Early report is that many of the tents aren’t assembled. Here’s their tropical private island owned by Escobar!



Read more on this story HERE.


OOPs.  Woodstock was only glamorous after several years had passed, too. So these guys were not alone in being mislead over the years by one scam or another.

However, they were hit over the head with probably $20,000 each in losses and that may not count how much it will cost to get them out or treat them for medical ailments.

What millennials do have to understand is that this is not the only scam going on right now…those of you participating in anti-government chaos are also being scammed. But this scam will only be harmful directly to you if it is allowed to continue. At that point, NO one will be around to help save any of us. All because each of you bought into a worldwide scam so that only a privileged few in some far off place can tell us what to do, when to do it, take all of our money for their own pleasure, and leave us living basically exactly like you who are stuck in the Bahamas are experiencing right now.

I do not wish any of this on any of you there…however, Wake Up Millennials think about what crap you are being fed and before you also end up like those in the Bahamas.  For once look beyond what is trending and popular. Consider where you hope to be in five, ten, or twenty years.  Before you regurgitate the “live for today, tomorrow we die” crap…we who lived through the Woodstock era were fed the same turd sandwiches. Yet, like everything, inevitably tomorrow comes whether we planned for it or not. Some didn’t make it but for the majority, we have. We have had to deal with every day as it unfolds either because we made decisions back then or because others made decisions that affected us.

On one hand is this “Banana Republic” of tent dwelling, no safe food or water, no toilets or personal items—-on the other hand —- is a comfortable living space with running water, air conditioning/heating, tasty food, trendy clothes and a family.

You are the only one that can decide your future….

Just a quick question…where are those thousands who attended Woodstock now?



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14 Responses to Millennials – Scammed and Slammed At Anticipated Bahama Festival

  1. Navyvet says:

    Hilarious. Feel good story of the day. “Somebody help me” “People are fighting over food” “All our stuff is being stolen” “Does someone know how to make weapons”
    Hahaha. This is the Utopian paradise these snowflakes have been marching and rioting for…..enjoy.
    BTW, I read somewhere that the military may be planning a rescue mission. Why???? These idiots hate the military.

    • Uriel says:

      But many are the darlings of the elite Navyvet. You know mommy and daddy won’t let their precious progeny suffer or be captured for errr any reason.

  2. I.R. Wayright says:

    “Just a quick question…where are those thousands who attended Woodstock now?”
    Some burned out.
    Some spent the last eight years running this country into the ground.
    Some are teaching our kids how to be good little subversives.
    Some are adding to their collection of “Awareness Ribbons.”
    Some actually believed Hillary would make a good president.
    (They are the ones who took the “yellow acid that wasn’t specifically too good.”)

    • Uriel says:

      All good points and exactly what I was thinking IR. Don’t forget the ones who simply moved back into the mainstream too.

      • Deserttrek says:

        Good Morning Uriel,
        Nice to see a sane person. One of the some people lives across the street from me and has done well in life.
        Stay well

        • Uriel says:

          Welcome Deserttrek to Hardnox. Many that were not hardcore have gone on not only to be successful but help to do better than the prior generations to merge thinking of all citizens as important regardless of color or origin. In many ways they have helped develop a positive attitude. The more hardcore unfortunately have done equally to the far side. Have a great Sunday and week ahead.

  3. GunnyT says:

    Latest report is that they are passing out pointy sticks and saying the winner gets a fresh slice of bread and cheese ….

  4. Terry says:

    The scenario there looks similar to Haiti after the Clintons collected $Billions in relief funds for them. These kids better hope Cankles and Willy don’t try to help them.

  5. captbogus2 says:

    Funny? No. HILARIOUS!