How bad are the schools in Chicago ?
Darqueeze played high school football in Chicago. He was a great running back, but a really poor student.
At graduation, he didn’t have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed that if Darqueeze could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place.
It was standing room only. The principal was on the stage and told him to come up. Diploma in hand, the principal said: “Darqueeze, if you can answer this one question correctly I’ll give you your diploma.”
“Darqueeze, how much is three times seven?”
Darqueeze looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, pondering the question.
The other students began chanting, “Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!”
Then Darqueeze held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. He said, “I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one.”
A hush fell over the auditorium and then all the other students began to chant…….”Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.” He continued, “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a Marine from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired… “How much for a season pass?”
(special thanks to Gil, Buck, Skip, Jules, Von Messer, and Earl for their contributions)
Have a wonderful friday and a better weekend.
Now it’s your turn to submit jokes… I know you got ’em.