Sunday Feel Good Stories

A homeowner in Belfair, Washington went to his business and found a window broken and the door kicked in. Inside he encountered a would-be thief whom he made DRT.  The story gets more interesting as it turns out the intruder was taking a shower when he was discovered.  Unfortunately, the homeowner shot the asshole four times through the shower curtain. The homeowner is in deep shit now since there was no imminent threat and the intruder was unarmed.  The homeowner should be given an award for culling the genepool.


From Omaha, Nebraska, comes the story of a fellow named Ortiz who tried to rob a barbershop with a shotgun. After firing a blast from the scattergun, the owner of the business fired ten shots from his handgun hitting the thug in the leg ONCE.  The police found Ortiz outside the shop in a pool of his own blood.  He was patched up well enough to appear in court.  Yes, the barber needs a hell of a lot of range time.


A 63-year-old business owner in Winston-Salem, North Carolina got into a gunfight with 22-year-old Deshaun Rashaud Fisher McCullum who was robbing the business. The owner took a non-life threatening round to the shoulder, but McCullum was DOT about 300 yards from the scene of his crime. Police are still looking for his accomplice.


This was a light week.  Maybe the thuglies are getting the memo or are being culled.

Stay frosty friends.

~ Hardnox

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5 Responses to Sunday Feel Good Stories

  1. I think this was a question on the CCW test

    A homeowner in Belfair, Washington went to his business and found a window broken and the door kicked in. Inside he encountered a would-be thief whom he made DRT. The story gets more interesting as it turns out the intruder was taking a shower when he was discovered. Unfortunately, the homeowner shot the asshole four times through the shower curtain. The homeowner is in deep shit now since there was no imminent threat and the intruder was unarmed. The homeowner should be given an award for culling the genepool.

  2. 219rad says:

    I think a little more creativity on the part of the business owner would have kept him out of hot water. All that was needed would be to turn on the cold water in the sink and flush the toilet at the same time draining all of the cold water from the shower. When the idiot came jumping out of the shower, spray him with bullets until DRT then explain to the police when the thug came at him from the shower that he was afraid for his life. 🙂

  3. clyde says:

    Nah. Slow week. Thugs aren’t smart enough to get the hint, having gone to public schools,and, most likely, can’t read these gems anyway.