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This should be fun.
Is that Nancy Pelosi? Those jowls look familiar….
Hey Americans…I laughing at your Rocky Mountain Oysters !
Takes big balls to handle this much pork.
Hey, I’m goin’ as fast as I can. Can’t you see I’m balls to the wall?
The Democratic amendments to the repeal/replace of Obamacare is brought to the Hill!
Good one, Mark! Well done!!!
You finally elected a President that has bigger balls than my pig! Go USA!
first Democrat I ever saw with balls
He got this big by eating snowflakes in pink pussy hats.
“why do our pigs have bigger balls than your politicians?”
1) Is dees da road to Iraqi embassy? Special delivery…
2) Looks like we got us a bumper crop, Martha!
The Democrats would say “we must respect this pig’s right to be transgender”
Hillary: “If I had em, I’d be king, er… president”
Rosie O’Donnell’s blind date is being delivered today.
hahahaha Thanks for the smiles:-) My line would be: ‘That’s Just What I Need, A Porky Strong Guy With Some Balls, To Keep The Jihaddies Away’ (i.e.they don’t like pork/pigs much, in fact they’re scared of them) Good Luck Everyone:-) pennine
Ps Hope it’s ok with you, that i’ve borrowed Porkie over at my place(https://penninerainbows.blog)(credits given) He’ll keep mischief away, he’s my lucky mascot now:-) Kindest from pennine:-)
It’s fine, Pennine. But we ask that you volunteer to donate to our employees payroll fund first. A nominal “donation” in the amount of say $50,000.00 (cash only) would be greatly appreciated.
o dear, i don’t have that kind of cash, well not in my pocket right now, until i go rob a bank, or hawk my best-seller(unwritten as yet) i seem to be in dire-straits, don’t i?
If cash is a difficult option, a Postal Money Order or a certified bank check will suffice provided it’s not drawn on the Bank of Nigeria (this is where Terry does business and it’s been a nightmare).
Feminists and their work.
No one warned.
This is definitely not a European pig. This one has balls.
Bwahahahahaha. Certainly not French or Swedish…although the Swedes ARE growing a set…s l o w l y.
If you are rear ended you will hear a warning squeal.
Must be from Mars. Two moons!
Don’t know how to tell ya this unit, but dem ain’t moons !
Well, you know Terry we mostly raise peanuts in these parts around Milton. lol
We live in the same county, we ain’t stupid, but I’m here to tell ya…those ain’t peanuts either !
Fear not, unit. Terry’s well aware of what “pea-nuts” look like…bwahahahaha
That’s because your mama described yours to me.
That’s right; she did. And she was comparing mine to yours saying “Terry’s are pea-nuts, yours are coconuts, son”.
You misunderstood her. She said “You are loco & nuts, son “
Come to think of it, you could be right. She DID call me “stupid” a few times…daily… You mind if I go to my safe-space for a bit? I feelin’ a bit (sniff sniff) down…
Terry’s right. Them is ass-steroids!
Bringin’ home the bacon.
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