Got a colorful little flyer in the mail today from Bed Bath & Beyond, proudly promoting their new Ellen Degenerate Collection of home decor and accessories. Perhaps it’s not an accident that the cuddly li’l lesbian Ellen chose the brand name “ED” for this product line. Check it out here:
Being the antediluvian white Christian heterosexual hateful male that I am, I fired off the following email to the good folks who run BB&B:
Thank you for deciding to feature the Ellen Degenerate Merchandise Collection. I hope that you gain at least as much business from the 3% of the population who are LGBTetc, as you lose from the 97% who are not. Your decision will not sit well with a lot of folks, as more and more people reach their limits with companies who persist in defining deviance down.
I’ll be sure to share any response I get from the awesomely hip and socially advanced cretins at BB&B. Oh, and a big shout-out to the NSA: After you you capture the metadata, be sure to file my email under “white / homopbobic / Trump”.
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