Last night, The Hollyweird Elites had their platform to eschew reality and act like they make a difference in the world. In their tradition of getting EVERYTHING wrong, they couldn’t even coordinate their facts to correctly announce the winner of The Best Picture . But that’s a funny story for another time.
Today, courtesy of The People’s Cube, we are gifted with clips from the Best Snowflake, Libtard, and Idiot moments from the recent past.
Ladies and Germs, I PRESENT TO YOU……..
Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called “The Oscars.” But this year is different. “The movies” we so love and cherish have given way to astonishing performances right here on our streets – free of charge! We’ve saturated ourselves with popcorn while watching entertaining “snowflake” routines since Election Day, and it only gets better.
Buy movie tickets? Why! We’ve got free entertainment! We’ve watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I’m staying home to watch the liberals!
This calls for an alternative award ceremony we like to call “The Libscars 2017 Awards” honoring the best performances in public lunacy, snowflake moments, meltdowns, and manipulative tantrums.
Interest and anticipation builds to a fevered pitch leading up to the Libscars 2017, as millions tune in to watch the protests against democracy, violence for peace, destruction for prosperity, and hatred for tolerance and the common good.
The ceremony is similar to the Oscars, with an award given for every category. Please add your nominees in the comments below (and other categories, in case we missed some).
- Best Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Meryl Streep, Shia LaBeouf, Lady GaGa
- Best Supporting Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Madonna, Ashley Judd
- Best Non-Celebrity Supporting Snowflake.
Nominees: The woman yelling ‘Noooooo!’ at the inauguration, with the following viral video to the Titanic theme, “My heart will go on,” Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette
- Best Male Drama Queen.
Nominees: Shia LaBeouffor hitting people while asking for tolerance, Sen. Chuck Schumer for crying on camera
- Best Female Drama Queen.
Nominees: Miley Cyrus for crying on camera, Ashley Judd for recital of ‘Nasty Woman,’ Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
- Best Male Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: man jumping into the traffic and crying, “kill me”
- Best Female Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: triggered girl on YouTube threatening suicide
- Best Collective Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: Black Bloc, Women’s March, rioting Berkeley students, Shia LaBeouf’s fans chanting “he will not divide us,” “Hamilton” cast harassing Mike Pence.
- Best Costume Design.
Nominees: Vagina Costumes, American Flag as Burka, pussyhats, Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
- Best Manipulative Cinematography & Film Editing.
Nominees: CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC
- Best Counterintuitive Protest Sign.
Nominees: Love Trumps Hate, Make Texas Mexico Again, Refugees Welcome
- Best Visual Effects.
Nominees: 8am picture of Trump’s inauguration passed as actual crowd count, Women’s March coverage
- Best Snowflake Makeup and Hairstyling.
Nominees: Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette, Mizzou media professor Melissa Click
- Best Snowflake Directing.
Nominees: Obama, Clinton, Soros, and their operatives organizing paid protests and town hall disruptions
I realize there are many difficult choices to make, but take your time and enjoy each link provided. Your votes will be counted and each winner will receive a beautiful , personalized, snowflake bordered award :