CIA Secret Agent Snowflake

resigns, mewling and whining like a little girl.

EXCERPT:  “This was not a decision I made lightly. I sought out the CIA as a college student, convinced that it was the ideal place to serve my country and put an otherwise abstract international-relations degree to use. I wasn’t disappointed.

The CIA taught me new skills and exposed me to new cultures and countries. More important, it instilled in me a sense of mission and purpose. As an analyst, I became an expert in terrorist groups and traveled the world to help deter and disrupt attacks. The administrations of George W. Bush and Barack Obama took the CIA’s input seriously. There was no greater reward than having my analysis presented to the president and seeing it shape events. Intelligence informing policy — this is how the system is supposed to work. I saw that up close for the past three years at the White House, where I worked on loan from the CIA until last month.

As a candidate, Donald Trump’s rhetoric suggested that he intended to take a different approach. I watched in disbelief when, during the third presidential debate, Trump casually cast doubt on the high-confidence conclusion of our 17 intelligence agencies, released that month, that Russia was behind the hacking and release of election-related emails. On the campaign trail and even as president-elect, Trump routinely referred to the flawed 2002 assessment of Iraq’s weapons programs as proof that the CIA couldn’t be trusted — even though the intelligence community had long ago held itself to account for those mistakes and Trump himself supported the invasion of Iraq.”

BULLSHIT ALERT:  “to be clear, my decision had nothing to do with politics.” Yeah right. That’s why this pussy’s whining just so happened to appear in the Washington “Fishwrap” Post. 

BULLSHIT ALERT #2:  “As an analyst, I became an expert in terrorist groups.” Really? Then how did you miss the dozens of attacks here at home while Ozombie was POTUS? Benghazi? Where was your outrage when Ozombie was bringing in unvetted Muslims scum by the boatload? Or when Ozombie and Cankles were running guns to Libyan and Syrian terrorists? Arab Spring going south? The Gunny figures that this pissant is little more than a Brennan buttkisser who is spouting Leftis/Soros talking points and he is more full of shit than a Christmas fruitcake and twice as nutty. 


Now here comes the money shot…

EXCERPT:  “The administrations of George W. Bush and Barack Obama took the CIA’s input seriously.”

The CIA’s input hasn’t been right for longer than one can imagine! They missed the Cuban Missile Crisis, fucked up the Bay of Pigs, screwed the pooch in Vietnam from start to finish, including whacking the Diem Brothers, failed to predict the Berlin Wall falling, the collapse of the Soviet Union, failed to prevent 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan, the assassination of Gaddafi and the Libyan debacle, using Russia as a boogeyman (again), Obama fucking the entire Middle East into a cocked hat, and on and on and on. One screw up after another and the election of DJT sent this pussy into the locker room? AMF!

And the hubris of this flaming asshole? There was no greater reward than having my analysis (…) seeing it shape events.” Yeah, crushing analysis asswipe. How’s that war in Syria working for ya? This asshole is a legend in his own mind and literally oblivious to the fact that HE and the CIA led the way in the effort to overthrow the authorized government of Ukraine and THAT started trouble between Russia and the West. That they are constantly meddling in the affairs of other countries and pissing them off! 

NOTE:  “Trump himself supported the invasion of Iraq.”

100% BULLSHIT! If this “analyst” has read DJT’s book, he [Trump] clearly states in his book he was against invading Iraq. The CIA and their nation building bullshit needs to stop and President Trump needs to seriously prune them back and either rebuild it or disband it and get our intel from the Mossad since the CIA keeps missing the boat. 

Straight outta college and into the CIA and now a full-time snowflake? Someone get this pussy a trauma puppy! STAT! The Gunny wonders how much Soros paid this pussy to pussify himself to the world? Good luck finding a job ya f-stick.


About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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9 Responses to CIA Secret Agent Snowflake

  1. GunnyT says:

    The little snowflake didn’t really say that he “quit” or “retired”; makes a difference. Is he still taking taxpayer money as his retirement and blaming his retirement on POTUS, or did he quit quit and now is going to take taxpayer money as unemployment and welfare? What a stupid little pussy.
    Semper Fi!

  2. RE says:

    There is a reward in life greater than this cocksucker could ever realize. The college ed without between 8 and 20 years of OJT is nothing but a piece of paper and worth exactly that. Living life is the best education you will ever realize and receive.

  3. SafeSpace says:

    Who directed the CIA during most of this asshat’s tenure there? Why, none other than “Muslim John” Brennan. Oh, you can be certain that this dink became “an expert on terrorist groups”. He learned how to deny that terrorism is terrorism; how to deny that there is any such thing as Islamist extremism; how to blame American Christians and Jews for creating the conditions that upset practitioners of The Religion Of Peace (t.m.reg.) ….

  4. Hardnox says:

    Excellent rant Gunny and spot on analysis. This pissant is quite full of himself. If he was valuable he’d still be there.

  5. vonMesser says:

    Ya forgot to mention the CIA and Iran. They told Carter that the Mullahs were not going to be a problem and we lost the only 100% friend we had min the middle east. Iran voted 100% with the US. Not even Israel does that. I was there (Bandar Abbas) about 6 months before the Shaw was thrown under the bus – the Iranian Navy loved us.