Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
You had trouble with #5 didn’t you?
You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope??
Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
He replied, “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you’ll never have to feed him again.”
A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and kills him.
“You can’t do that!” cried the Californian.
“It’s legal here in Texas” replies the Texan.
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he’s making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
“But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!” protests the Californian.
“Well, yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”
Obama waves goodbye and so does a veteran…
For Lefty sports fans…
A few thoughts about man’s best friend…
Then of course there are the lefty assholes who give us so much material with which to ridicule them….
Then lastly, here is some real truth…
(Special thanks to Skip, SafeSpace, Gil, I.R. Wayright, Terry and Wendy)
Have a wonderful Friday.