Funny Friday

Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5 didn’t you?

You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope??

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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.

He replied, “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you’ll never have to feed him again.”

Trump 20:16

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A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and kills him.

“You can’t do that!” cried the Californian.

“It’s legal here in Texas” replies the Texan.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he’s making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.

“But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!” protests the Californian.

“Well, yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”

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Obama waves goodbye and so does a veteran…


For Lefty sports fans…


Other stuff…






Terry & Wendy on their wedding day



A few thoughts about man’s best friend…






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Men Shopping…













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Then of course there are the lefty assholes who give us so much material with which to ridicule them….





























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Then lastly, here is some real truth…


 

(Special thanks to Skip, SafeSpace, Gil, I.R. Wayright, Terry and Wendy)

 Have a wonderful Friday.

~ Hardnox

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Constitutional Conservative that Lefties love to hate.
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6 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Terry says:

    Hey…I saw that little “wedding day” pic. Hardeeharhar ! I’ll have you know it was kegs of Wild Turkey 101…so there !

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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

    He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed.
    He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
    “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
    “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my… umm… member into the pickle slicer?”
    “Oh, Bill, you didn’t.”
    “Yes, I did.”
    “My God, Bill, what happened?”
    “I got fired.”

    “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
    “Oh – she got fired too.”

  2. Shar says:

    All outstanding. Terry put the frosting on the cake with the last one. I especially could relate to the puppy swearing on the bible. I have a puppy who pees outside several times and saves the last shot for indoors. Thanks guys. Happy Friday.

  3. I.R. Wayright says:

    I think the guy behind the helicopter is Gunny.