Happy Progressive VD !

Attention Liberal Progressive Males (I balked at the word “MEN”), Valentine’s Day is here, in fact, it’s nearly over. Are you still in your mommy’s basement, unable to get a date for the protest rally in your area tonight ?

Well listen up. these charmers are waiting for your call !

Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Males

Hey Fellas, choose your Valentine:


Haryetta is beautiful progressive woman who loves the Indicago tribe and relishes life in the beet fields.


ugly-morticia.jpg Morticia is a divine creation of progressive spirit from the laboratory of Dr. Fuku. Morticia’s favorite pastime is eating apples, but she prefers pears.
Ugly-Woman-Squish.jpg Squisha began her journey as a devout Jehova’s Witness, but once she found the glowing green globe of progressive Environmentalism, her world view began to change and so did her male prospects.
ugly-women-Jewelz.jpg Jewlez was a prog from birth, born in a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood™, Jewlez finished her primary adjudication and reveled in her years at Prog U as the Professor’s Exemplar De’ Va Duche’. (that’s favorite student, you knuckle-dragging Neo-Kulak konservatives!)
ugly-women-peircings.jpg Pierce loves lawn darts, billards, and a good needle. She studied for a semester at Berkely and then decided to move on to higher things; like goddess of the Euzeby Tribe.


You’re not being left out. You can also find that special one to create paid anarchy with, and perhaps one day, to accompany you to the abortion clinic ! Check out  these potential partners below :

Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Females

Here’s a sneak preview of who is waiting for YOU !

man-pseudomashcoist.jpg Pseudomaschosist is a made-prog. After 12 years in art school he can do any weird thing you desire.


These are just examples of what could be in store for you if you visit our site. But don’t worry if you can’t decide in time for tonight’s festivities. Easter is just around the corner and you can shop early for a partner to share cross burnings with !



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20 Responses to Happy Progressive VD !

  1. michael p hershey says:

    How’d you get my sisters pic?

  2. michael p hershey says:

    She can’t stay here.

  3. Popular Front says:

    Fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch, nay every twig on the way down. Which one? ALL OF THEM!

    Thanks for the hideous images. I’m going to need a lot of ‘medicine’ to clear my memory.

  4. Holy! I had to look twice at #3, Squisha. I thought for sure that was HN…

  5. SafeSpace says:

    Y’all are giving The Earl Of Taint a real run for the money here….

  6. SafeSpace says:

    Which one of those girls is Sascha, and which is Malia?