Attention Liberal Progressive Males (I balked at the word “MEN”), Valentine’s Day is here, in fact, it’s nearly over. Are you still in your mommy’s basement, unable to get a date for the protest rally in your area tonight ?
Well listen up. these charmers are waiting for your call !
Hey Fellas, choose your Valentine:
FEATURED THIS YEAR
Haryetta is beautiful progressive woman who loves the Indicago tribe and relishes life in the beet fields.
OTHER PROSPECTS INCLUDE :
|Morticia is a divine creation of progressive spirit from the laboratory of Dr. Fuku. Morticia’s favorite pastime is eating apples, but she prefers pears.|
|Squisha began her journey as a devout Jehova’s Witness, but once she found the glowing green globe of progressive Environmentalism, her world view began to change and so did her male prospects.|
|Jewlez was a prog from birth, born in a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood™, Jewlez finished her primary adjudication and reveled in her years at Prog U as the Professor’s Exemplar De’ Va Duche’. (that’s favorite student, you knuckle-dragging Neo-Kulak konservatives!)|
|Pierce loves lawn darts, billards, and a good needle. She studied for a semester at Berkely and then decided to move on to higher things; like goddess of the Euzeby Tribe.|
BUT WAIT FEMALES (?) !!
You’re not being left out. You can also find that special one to create paid anarchy with, and perhaps one day, to accompany you to the abortion clinic ! Check out these potential partners below :
Here’s a sneak preview of who is waiting for YOU !
These are just examples of what could be in store for you if you visit our site. But don’t worry if you can’t decide in time for tonight’s festivities. Easter is just around the corner and you can shop early for a partner to share cross burnings with !