The world has gone so far to the left that it is politically incorrect to find women attractive. What good is a pile of tasteless wings or a greasy, overpriced burger if we can’t look at hot chicks?
As reported in The Tampa Times, the Clearwater, FL.-based Hooters Management Corp., the smaller of the two companies that operate Hooters restaurants around the world, announced Tuesday it will open “Hoots, A Hooters Joint”, outside of Chicago next month.
Hoots will feature an abbreviated, one-page menu with some of the most popular items from full-service Hooters restaurants, including its classic chicken wings, in a new, scaled-down concept that’s part of the fast-casual trend, a news release said.
One thing customers won’t be seeing at Hoots: the iconic Hooters uniform of orange shorts and tight white tank tops that helped earn the chain distinction as a “breastaurant.” Spokeswoman Lizz Harmon said that the Hoots concept will eschew the revealing outfits, and will also feature both male and female servers at the counter.
Without the – ahem – “ladies”, The Hoot is just one more anonymous sports bar, and not a very original one at that. The food is at best marginal, and one can get a cold beer pretty much anywhere these days. Now male “hipsters“, with billy goat beards, dreadlocks, knit hats, nasty tattoos, man buns, and ear lobe tunnels will be shedding armpit hairs in the customers overpriced, mediocre, food.
It‘s simple business math – no girls, no customers. No customers, no revenue. No revenue, no Hooters
I’m predicting that this move will send Hooters tits-up among the other ‘stiff’ competition in the plethora of over rated, slop-and-go eateries. First went Playboy, now goes the Hooters. My God, the world has gone crazy!
They need to open a completely new restaurant chain if they want to
do this. I suggest calling the new restaurants “Nuts” , have the waiters wear tights, and use a squirrel as the logo – holding a pair of nuts of course.