So this mathematically-challenged dimwit, recycled from the 70s, is working on turning Mexifornia into a bigger welfare state, a sanctuary state, wants to secede, and now threatens to cut off Mexifornia’s tax payments to the Federal Colossus. So the Gunny, in his benevolent, philanthropic, unselfish, noble, and big-hearted manner decided to assist Ol Moonbeam in his quest for secession. Using the map below from:
we can cut out the shitty liberal-infested, progressive-contaminated zones from the decent Americans still living in Mexifornia, and then adding to the Great Wall of Trump, seal them off.
Step One: Divert the water from the Colorado River into the Imperial Valley, Stockton County, and other agricultural areas instead of into the bum-infested Bay Area or Los Angeles, where the illegal aliens run amok. That allows the legions of farmers, screwed over by the Liberal Moonbats, to be able to grow food and prosper.
Step Two: Cut off all electricity that originates OUTSIDE of the Moonbeam Brown Zone (MBZ). Lights out muthaf**kers.
Step Three: All military personnel, equipment port facilities, etc are removed from the MBZ and relocated to San Diego, Camp Pendleton, etc. That area is rife with red-blooded decent America-loving patriots. The US Navy can cut off any commercial traffic into any of the ports in the MBZ, i.e., Oakland/SF, since the Navy will have to patrol those waters anyway, in order to prevent the escape of any Liberal/Progressive vermin that would contaminate the surrounding areas. That’s a two-fer for fiscal hawks like The Donald!
Step Four: Implement a no-fly zone around the MBZ. NO flights into the MBZ period other than for, say, humanitarian reasons and then only after a major earthquake, etc. ANY plane trying to leave gets one warning and then a missile up their tailpipe. (No doubt the thought of a “missile” up their tailpipe excites many Liberal men in the MBZ!)
Step Five: Install PPV cameras ala the Running Man, in order to catch the chaos as the MBZ turns into Tijuana of the North! The money raised can go to paying off the nation debt that Obama ran up to 20 Trillion dollars!
Step Six: Pop the popcorn, pull a tab on a brew, and tune into Trump TV to watch the antics in the MBZ while we laugh our asses off.
So in short, denizens of the MBZ, the Gunny has provided you with a secession plan, free of charge, out of the kindness of his heart. So as you leave (and we’ll be happier than a pig in shit to see you go) say adios amigos to 55 electoral votes, federal money to rebuild your roads and infrastructures, and any money looted from the Treasury to feed your legions of human locusts, formerly known as Illegal Aliens. You can then appoint Moonbeam Brown as Emperor and you SOBs will finally be happy and STFU and leave us alone!
SAVED ROUND: Any decent Americans trapped in the MBZ will be relocated to the area of their choice and any Liberals/Proggies found unsupervised and unmedicated will be dropped off in the MBZ at no charge to them. If India and Pakistan can do it, why can’t we? Good luck.