Rebel Media’s Ezra Levant is pretty sure that the “Madame X” Donald Trump describes in his second book is a thinly veiled Margaret Trudeau, notorious party-hound wife of Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Trump’s account, which takes place in the mid 1970s in Manhattan, involves some explicit remembrances of (apparently), Madame Trudeau on a couch with a friend of Trump’s. The evidence is pretty compelling, actually.
This revelation comes at an embarrassing time for the young Justin, soon after it was widely speculated around the time of Fidel Castro’s death that Castro may have been Justin’s father. You see, the resemblance is rather shocking, and Justin is inconveniently tall to be related to father Pierre. Further, Justin’s mother, Margaret, spent a great deal of time in the 1970s generating scandal after scandal for being an absentee wife and hard-core partier.
Even though the young Margaret was enchanted by the Cuban Revolution and engaged in world travel with her parents just before she was married to the 30-years-older Pierre, it’s really unlikely that Justin could have been sired by Castro. He was born very soon after the Trudeaus married in 1971, and the opportunity probably just didn’t exist.
Surely though, Trump will be discreet with Justin about his parentage, and it’s very unlikely he will let on that he’s seen Justin’s mother naked on a couch in Manhattan shagging a stranger before getting half-way through her first martini and then dancing the night away at Studio 54. Besides, Justin knows Barack Obama well, and it’s not like all kinds of people in Hawaii didn’t see Barack’s notoriously slutty mom naked. So, it’s roughly: Canada-1, USA-1, really.
Today's episode of "2016 Literally Can't Be Any Weirder," theory that Justin Trudeau is not the son of Trudeau Sr, but the late Fidel Castro pic.twitter.com/HyGYzM5BWE
— Michael Zachary Gil (@mzg_99) November 28, 2016
As a quick aside about Fidel Castro, you may note in the twitter image above that Fidel flirted shamelessly with Margaret, though it was after Justin and Michel were born. In the quote above, you see that fidel claimed to have failing vision that he hoped to improve by forcing himself to stare at the sun for a few moments every day. Read that part over again and see if you can figure out how someone that patently stupid could get himself established as dictator for life and father dozens, perhaps hundreds, of children.