Quote of the Day

“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!”
― Dave Barry

About vonMesser

Retired from the US Navy (21 years) and state (20 years). Recently remarried after being widowed for 5 years. 2 daughters, and a step-daughter, all functioning adults). Graduated from college after the Navy with BA in Education, psychology, Economics, History and Political Science. Teach Hunter Safety for Washington (since 1991) and do historical reenactments for Civil War, WW-1and WW-2.
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3 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. Hardnox says:

    Reminds me of the joke –

    Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the Son of God.
    Protestants don’t recognize the pope as the Ruler of the Church.
    Baptists don’t recognize each other in a liquor store

    Merry Christmas!

  2. Hardnox says:

    Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!