A few weeks back, just for sh*ts and giggles, I signed an online petition at the White House’s pretend public involvement website, demanding that states using voting machines administered by companies owned by George Soros be removed from polling stations. Needless to say, I did not expect a serious response, but I was not expecting something quite this stupid:
A response to your petition on voting machines:
Thank you for taking the time to sign this petition using the We the People platform.
Federal elections are administered by state and local governments, although the specifics of how elections are conducted differ between the states. The Constitution and laws of the United States grant the states wide latitude in how they administer elections.
Read the full Terms of Participation here to learn more about We the People’s guidelines for use. Thank you again for raising your voices.
— The We the People Team
Well, d’oh! My mistake! I guess the federal government’s involvement in presidential elections is limited to importing illegal aliens and busing them to the polls … to releasing the officially-edited narrative about the elections to the LameStream Media … to holding press conferences where Josh ‘Uptalk’ Earnest can spread bullsh*t stories about Rooshin hackers …
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