Funny Friday









Good news… Fidel is still dead






Here’s our new Secretary of Defense:



 




Have a great Friday and a great weekend.

Everyday feels like Funny Friday since the election.  I can’t stop laughing over the Left’s exploding heads.

~ Hardnox

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Constitutional Conservative that Lefties love to hate.
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9 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. I.R. Wayright says:

    “Everyday feels like Funny Friday since the election. I can’t stop laughing over the Left’s exploding heads.”
    You’ve got that right. I’m about out of salt to rub in their wounds.

  2. You wanna laugh? This a comment my grandson, Dustin, made to my son, his uncle:

    “I don’t think I should have to work to put myself in a position to help myself for f**k sake”

    After reading this several times, just to make sure neither of us missed anything,we nearly pissed ourselves laughing…

    I wonder if this could be a contributing factor as to why he’s living between dumpsters…lmfao!

  3. Terry says:

    I love the Friday headline news stories here !

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    The Quotes of Steven Wright:

    1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
    2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
    3 – Half the people you know are below average.
    4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
    5 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    8 – If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
    9 – All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
    10 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ….. But she left me before we met.
    12 – OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
    13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
    14 – If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    15 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
    16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
    17 – Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
    19 – I intend to live forever … So far, so good.
    20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
    22 – What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    23 – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
    24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
    25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
    26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
    27 – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
    28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
    29 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
    30 – The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
    31 – The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
    32 – The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
    33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
    34 – If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
    35 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?