ASSHAT ALERT: Trump Could Destroy The Local Economies

ALERT: Trump Could Destroy The Local Economies

Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands and moving elsewhere – showing their outrage with Donald Trump’s proposed law of sending illegal immigrants back to their native countries.

In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving.

As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter: “It’s a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!”

The effects of the exodus are already being felt by some Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling thefts and sales of beer, tequila, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits.

State welfare agencies are preparing to lay off staffs that distribute food stamps and unemployment benefits.

Tattoo parlors are in an absolute state of panic!

Renaldo told a reporter, through an interpreter, that he and his family are moving to Canada, with a new Liberal government under Justin Trudeau and new higher taxes, hardworking people will better support him and his family with dignity!

Kinda Brings A Tear To my eye!

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Retired from the US Navy (21 years) and state (20 years). Recently remarried after being widowed for 5 years. 2 daughters, and a step-daughter, all functioning adults). Graduated from college after the Navy with BA in Education, psychology, Economics, History and Political Science. Teach Hunter Safety for Washington (since 1991) and do historical reenactments for Civil War, WW-1and WW-2.
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4 Responses to ASSHAT ALERT: Trump Could Destroy The Local Economies

  1. Hardnox says:

    More truth than fiction. Bwhahahahaha

  2. myfoxmystere says:

    That dingbat is full of beans. He better learn to speak French, because they don’t speak Mexican Spanish in Canada.

    • myfoxmystere says:

      I almost forgot to ask this: where did he steal his beater low rider Chevy rustbucket from? He can’t cross the northern borders if they find the VIN is altered.

  3. GunnyG says:

    Hey Miguel and the rest of the “non-drybacks…” A. M. Fers.