(Special thanks to Uriel, Skip, Wendy, and Gil for their contributions)
Have a great Friday. Rest up for Tuesday night. We’re winning.
Mike was out golfing when his cart overturned in the rough along the 15th hole.
A beautiful young woman living in the penthouse apartment by the golf course saw the accident and immediately threw on her robe and ran to help.
Pulling Mike out from under the cart she told him to come up to her apartment for a drink to recover.
Mike declined, saying he couldn’t. His wife would not approve.
O, come on, she replied, letting her robe slide a little farther open, just one drink. After all, you were in an accident.
Reluctantly, Mike went with her.
After a large scotch and water…..and a second…..she let her robe slip further open and asked Mike if he wanted to lie down and recuperate.
Again – probably for the 10th time, Mike replied that his wife wouldn’t approve.
The young woman said that his wife would never know – after all she was home.
No Mike replied, she’s probably still under the golf cart.
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