DATING BACK IN 1958
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
“Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
“Peggy will be down in a minute. So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?” she asked.
“Oh, probably catch a picture show, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the milk bar, maybe take a walk on the beach…”
“Peggy likes to screw, you know,” Mom informed him.
“Is that so?” asked Fred, incredulous.
“Yes,” said the mother. “As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let her!”
“Well, thanks for the tip,” Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
“Have fun, kids,” the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
“The TWIST, Mom , The TWIST!” she angrily yelled at her mother.
“THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!
Regardless of who wins the presidential election this November, we will witness history being made.
If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each
If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing
vacated by a black family!
A Spanish language teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘Computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher divided the class into two groups, Male and Female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “Computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that “Computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck to buy accessories for it.
(Special thanks to Terry, Wendy, Skip, Gene, vonMesser, Gil, Blessed B)
Have a great Friday and even a better weekend.
Listen to the screams from the left…. we’re winning.