Captain Din Du Nuffins Strikes Again

You really have to hand it to Captain Din Du Nuffins. After eight years of his bullshit, he still blames everyone and everything else but him.

EXCERPT:  “President Barack Obama offers multiple excuses for why health insurance premiums continue to skyrocket, including blaming Republicans and insurance companies for the problems. He complains that too many reporters spend more time discussing premium increases than explaining why he isn’t responsible for them.

Whine #1:  “No, I had nothing to do with that,” Obama said, calling it “complicated” despite the “hysteria” that was growing. (You signed it into law moron.)

Whine #2:  Obama traveled to Florida to argue that Obamacare was working well, but needed to be fixed. “We’re not going to go back,” Obama said, challenging Republicans who repeatedly called for an Obamacare repeal. (If it is working well, WHY does it need to be fixed? Excuse me sir, I know that your car is running fine, I just need to fix your engine.)

Whine #3:  The president argued that most people got their health care from their jobs, insisting that Obamacare didn’t even affect their premiums or health policy changes. “These are decisions made by your employers, it’s not because of Obamacare,” he said.

Whine #4:  He blamed Republicans for failing to sign up more young people into the insurance pools, and continuing to block the expansion of Medicare. (How do you get more young people to sign up for something they don’t NEED, WANT, or DESIRE? Progressive shithead’s answer? Force them.

Whine #5:  “Part of this is because health care is complicated,” he admitted. Obama also admitted that smaller markets in different states were suffering from the lack of competition among private insurers.

Progressive Answer? To fix it, he suggested that the government should step in and offer cheaper plans in areas that weren’t getting enough options.

Here’s a clue Captain Dumbass. ObamaKare SUCKS, just your miserable eight years in office.

Obama Lie #1:  Obama explained that thanks to Obamacare, Americans now got free preventive care, free checkups for women, free mammograms, and allowed children to stay on their parents health care plans into their 20s.

Obama Lie #2:  “You’re getting better quality, even though you don’t know that Obamacare is doing it,” he said. “Thanks Obama.” The asshat actually thanked himself. What a knob job.

But is Captain Din Du Nuffin of the Rspect Clan done yet? Nope.

The Obama Administration is “baffled” by the PI moving towards China.

EXCERPT:  “We are going to be seeking an explanation of exactly what the president meant when he talked about separation from the U.S.,” said State Department spokesman John Kirby. “It’s not clear to us exactly what that means in all its ramifications.”

Here numbnuts, let the Gunny break it down for you.

1.  The failed leadership of Obama has permitted China to gain a stronghold in the Spratly Islands. This not only violates the sovereignty of The Philippines, Indonesia, and Vietnam but it hampers the right of FREE PASSAGE through international waters.

2.  It means that Hillary Clinton has FAILED miserably, as has her boss, screwing up Libya, Egypt, Syria, Yemen, Turkey, probably Israel, the Spratly Islands, and everything else the two idiots have touched.

3.  The Philippine President regards Obama as a gutless pussy.

4.  From Obama, to Clinton, to Kerry, to Lerner, to Eric Withholder, to Gollum Koskinen, Lorretched Lynch, to Comey, to Jarrett, to Huma Weiner, to Power, to the rest of the imbeciles in the most amateurish, highly inept, deeply corrupt administration in U.S. history, they are the gang that couldn’t think straight.

The original State Department message used the word “baffled” but it went down the memory hole as embarrassing to the Dumbass in the WH but in reality, it IS the perfect summation of eight years of the Obama Administration. 

Bush’s fault.
Kiosk’s fault.
Russia’s fault.
Reagan’s fault (For distrust of Gov’t)
China’s fault.
Trump’s fault.
Congress’ fault.
Founding Father’s fault (For the gridlock in politics)

and on and on and on and on….

“Obama Administration Baffled.”

BTW Barry/Lurch, how’s that pivot to Asia working for ya?

About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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10 Responses to Captain Din Du Nuffins Strikes Again

  1. Clyde says:

    The biggest problem with the Purple Lipped Liar is he has ZERO clue how PRIVATE enterprise and FREE markets work. Couple a chickenshit Congress and Judah’s Roberts, there you go.

    • GunnyG says:


      So true. Maybe we should call him Captain Faculty Room because is where these idiots dreamed this crap up.

  2. Terry says:

    Batears thought O’care was a huge success, until he read otherwise in the newspaper. Then he blamed the miserable failure of it on them.

  3. Uriel says:

    Lol. Just spewed my drink reading this. Good one! 👍🏻👍🏻

  4. Hardnox says:

    Good shit Gunny… too bad it’s all true.

  5. captbogus2 says:

    And just recently didn’t Obama tell Trump to quit whining about rigged elections or something???