Asshat Alert: Washington Post Declares Hillary Winner

In a stunning announcement, the crackheads at the Washington Post have declared Hillary Clinton the winner even though the election is 22 days away.


Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton faces a striking choice in the final three weeks of the campaign: to expand her efforts to states that Democrats haven’t won in a generation, or to stay a current course that, if conditions hold, would deliver her a resounding electoral college victory.

After two tumultuous weeks focused on Donald Trump’s behavior toward women, Clinton is ahead in nearly all of the key battleground states where her campaign has directed the most resources, according to many recent polls. But some once-solidly Republican states — notably Arizona, Georgia and Utah — now also appear to be in play.

Clinton aides said they see advantages to running up the score in the electoral college, where 270 votes wins the White House. Victories in unexpected places could boost that total, handing her more of a mandate come January and decreasing the potency of Trump’s complaints of a “rigged” election.

But victories in core battleground states such as Pennsylvania and New Hampshire would almost assuredly cut off Trump’s path as well. Those states are also home to key down-ballot races that will determine control of the Senate, an important factor in how much support Clinton would have while launching an agenda in January.

Not so fast assholes but if you insist that Hillary has already won then there’s no need for you lefties to go and vote.

Seriously…. the Left is already doing their victory dance.  Note the latest memes: 1) the Russians are hacking our elections. 2) the Russians are behind the WikiLeaks email dumps. 3) the Russians have altered the emails.  4) the CIA and NSA are performing a “secret” cyber attack on Russia.  5) Donald Trump is a serial abuser of women and is thus unqualified for the women’s vote.


Wait for it.  In the wee hours on the morning of November 9th the entirety of the Left, joined by the establishment Republicans, will declare the election hacked by the Russians when Trump wins in a landslide.  Bet on it.

~ Hardnox

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2 Responses to Asshat Alert: Washington Post Declares Hillary Winner

  1. Uriel says:

    No doubt. I have already seen several lib posts (didn’t reply aren’t I nice) saying just that. Republicans are fixing the race with Russia’s help blah blah blah. Actually I didn’t reply cause I was using a Dem Barf Bag.

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