Funny Friday

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A little boy was found crying in a Toronto Walmart.

When asked what was wrong, he told the security guard that he had lost his mom.

“What does she look like?” asked the security guy.

“I don’t know” sobbed the boy.

A moment later his mother came down the aisle …

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(Hat-tip to Wendy, Skip, Hershey)


Have a great Friday.

~ Hardnox

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Constitutional Conservative that Lefties love to hate.
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6 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Jules Smith says:

    I always knew sex, drugs and Rock and Roll was the answer!
    Brilliant!

  2. Just Gene says:

    I just received a notice from my post office that Saturday, October 8 is THE PASSPORT FAIR – with a warning that if you go to Mexico, you will need a passport to get back into the USA – the law requires everyone entering from Mexico to have a passport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    luvya

  3. Terry says:

    I love Funny Friday Clinton Bashings !! Good job Nox !
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    With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.

    The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay but after a while she slowly started to lean over sideways in her chair.

    Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her out. Again, she seemed okay but after a while she started to tilt to the other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright.

    This went on all morning, with the dedicated nurses making sure the old woman didn’t fall. Later, the family arrived to see how she was adjusting to her new home.

    “So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they asked.

    “It’s very nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let you fart.”