Oh For Monday Night

Y’all, the Gunny has been waiting for this coming Monday night like Weiner/BJ Bubba Clinton waiting on an underage intern to come strolling by. The Donald stepping on Cankles Clinton’s neck like a cowboy steps on a rattler’s neck will be awesome and on display for the entire world to see.

Since we live in a “Kardashian” world, The Donald will have to win, not by points but rather, how America sees him as a President and who they feel is a leader. He fills a stadium, she barely fills a living room and those people are probably paid, therefore, America will be there to see The Donald, not the Hildabeast. The downer for Cankles is that she expected to debate low energy and low IQ Burrito Boy Bushie, not anyone like The Donald, who thinks fast on his feet and works to WIN!

Case-in-point:  Since The Donald declared as a candidate he has trained like Rocky for the bout, showing the energy of a kid, training in speechifying, speaking off of the cuff to crowds, visiting here, there, and everywhere, literally leaving Cankles sucking buttermilk up from where the sun don’t shine! He has visited non-traditional Republican areas, i.e., black churches, Democrat areas, and even after a few stumbles, shows that he has the will to fight and overcome! He shows consistently that he and ONLY he offers America and Americans the chance to be great again. Thus, The Donald is coming into Monday night like Rocky in the second fight against Mr. T, a lean mean fighting machine, confident, tested, and ready to tackle the problems that the GOPe, the DNC, and the Globalists have inflicted on us for the last 75 years.

 When Cankles goes shrill and rages, since she has nothing else to offer, Trump remains firm, confident, dignified, respectful, deals with her bullshit effectively, and comes off looking massively Presidential and along the way, cracking a few jokes at his expense, shows that he is one of us. Cankles? She’s be stiff, ugly, mean, and lucky to remain standing for 90 minutes without vapor locking. BTW, if she DOES vapor lock, Trump can ask one, “are you okay,” and two, “is there a doctor in the house?” The one-two punch while looking like a gentleman. Trump should:

  1.  Stay in her head and live there rent-free, which is he has been doing for quite some time.
  2.  Show up with a jar of pickles and leave them on his podium. Polite. Nice. But a knife in her back.
  3.  Stand the entire time even if there is a stool.
  4.  Look the camera dead-on and speak to the American people on his PLANS and his methods for fixing the Obama/Hillary nightmare.
  5.  Let The Clot hang herself by going off like an angry ugly mother-in-law. by not attacking HER and letting HER hang herself, he comes off as Presidential, as if he was dealing with an enemy of the USA (which he is).
  6.  Remain the Alpha Male and show his well-honed leadership skills. THAT is what Americans crave right now, after eight years of a whiny little bitch, who is little more than the two-bit community organizer and racist he has always been.
  7. Never brag or talk trash but remain above it, sticking to the facts.
  8. Ignore Cankles for the most part and most importantly, inspire, motivate, elevate, and encourage ALL Americans with his words. THAT is how he separates himself from The Clot. As Ronaldus Magnus did to KGB Karter, “there you go again,” and the audience laughed!

In closing, if The Donald stays calm, cool, and collected, which the Gunny has no doubt he will, Americans will see him sitting in the Oval Office and making America great again! When The Donald wins Monday night, he gets over 300 electoral votes in November. Bet on it.


About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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17 Responses to Oh For Monday Night

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  2. W Barna says:

    Gunny, I think your advice is spot on! Trump’s got this if he stays cool and in her head. And, you’ve made a good point about how all his rallies and appearances have readied him for his big night…..like a big cat sharpening his claws against a gigantic tree…..practicing for the kill! I’m on the same page….if she looks weak, Trump should ask if she can have a stool….this should be prime time entertainment at its best!

    • GunnyG says:

      About a month ago Trump said how he was waiting, “oh how I’m waiting,” for the debates. That tells me he was and is prepping. You don’t get to be a deal-making wizard by being unprepared.

  3. S.Lynn says:

    It all sounds great. But I remember 4 years ago when two asshats on Fox (I think one was Rove) predicted a Romney win right up until they called it for No’Bama mama. Predictions have ruined me for this election so I’ll just vote, bide my time and see the headlines the day after the election.

    • GunnyG says:

      Good comment but remember that Romney, a GOPe goon, played softball while Obummer played hardball, with the help of the media. Trump won’t and he’ll call out the media for their BS, which we’ll love to see. I could be wrong but Trump is gonna wipe the floor with the hag.

  4. captbogus2 says:

    I hope you’re right but I have a feeling the left from the Democrat machine to the MSM are preparing an ambush.

    • GunnyG says:


      I disagree. Cankles hasn’t had a press conference in forever while Trump does it all of the time! He went on Kimmel and crushed it! He holds multiple rallies and she does few. He has sharpened his claws and is ready. Gonna be good.

  5. I.R. Wayright says:

    I hope she zones out and the big black dude has to run out on stage and tell her, “It’s alright, just keep talking.”

  6. GruntOfMonteCristo says:

    If her last video statement to organized labor is any indication, she’s going to sound stiff, shrill, robotic, annoying and she’ll look like a day-old raccoon road-kill.

  7. Good write-up, Gunny! You’re spot on. I just hope he doesn’t get shot trying to pick her up off the floor when she short circuits.

  8. Hardnox says:

    Adult beverages and popcorn are at the ready.

  9. clyde says:

    Good piece. Agree down the line. I am sure Kellyanne Conway is, or should be, telling him to NOT take the bait. With the dickweed Mark Cuban in the front row, you KNOW the assholes are planning an ambush, along with Lester Dolt being hard wired to Hitlary’s donors, who will be telling that puppet what to ask.

  10. Just Gene says:


  11. GunnyG says:

    All, I pray that Trump has a jammer in his pocket that blasts a siren in her ear during the debate!

  12. BangZoom! says:

    I think they are planning an out of the box gotcha ambush for Trump, not unlike the way Fox played old embarrassing/contradictory video footage of the candidates during one of the primary debates.

  13. Blessed B. says:

    I’m sitting..impatiently…for Monday night! I hope the witch has an apoplectic meltdown for all to see.

    If Trump can keep cool and not let her lead him into going off topic….I think he will show that he’s the man for the job!