Funny Friday

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said , ‘I am a Father..’

The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.’

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ”I am the Father of many.’

The boy said, ”My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’

The priest, getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of hundreds’, and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said: “Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.”

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Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?’

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.

‘Well, Hunter, it’s called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ little Hunter said, ‘OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Grandpa, it isn’t called sexual intercourse,. It’s called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’

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A dog named Dick

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Gary Johnson’s campaign is really surging along…

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Then of course we have the daily and non-ending continuation of the Twilight Zone…

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Of course where would we be without our daily dose of racism…

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Then of course we find out via Colin Powell’s hacked emails that Bubba is still banging bimbos…

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Let’s not forget Bubba’s true legacy…

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Then, there Hillary’s health and other issues…

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Clinton campaign spokes-idiot


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Just sayin…

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Oh, in case you forgot…

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Oh, about those deplorables…

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95 year old adorable deplorable

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Lastly, what we are all looking forward to….

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(special thanks to Skip, Wendy, Terry, VonMesser, and Blessed B)

Have a great Friday.

Don’t forget to piss-off a lefty.  Our nation depends on it.

~ Hardnox

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5 Responses to Funny Friday

  1. Terry says:

    Got some great ones today ‘Nox !

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    Three old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.
    Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath.
    The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion.
    Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
    Seeing her friend’s reaction, Maude also had a stroke.
    But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn’t quite reach that far…

  2. I.R. Wayright says:

    Reminds me of Rowan and Martin’s “Laugh In.”
    Artie Johnson comes to a park bench an sits down close to Ruth Buzzi (hair net and all),
    He leans over and asks her, “Do you believe in the here after?”
    She leers at him sideways, pauses and finally says, “Yes.”
    Artie smiles and says, “Good !” “Then you know what I’m here after.”
    And with that Ruth starts beating him on the head with her purse.