Scientists Agree: Barack Obama Has the Temperament to Be a Parasitic Flatworm

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WASHINGTON (AP) — It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it.
Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature after Obama.  Read more at Breitbart.

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13 Responses to Scientists Agree: Barack Obama Has the Temperament to Be a Parasitic Flatworm

  1. vonmesser says:

    I have got to say that it is fitting.

    • GruntOfMonteCristo says:

      Not entirely. The cumulative damage to humanity by parasitic flatworms is MUCH less than $10 Trillion.

  2. Robert Miller says:

    Now that is funny!! A very appropriate description!!

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  4. Terry says:

    The scientist says it’s meant to “Honor Obama” and I agree. In fact, parasite is the most praise I could give to him.

    I can’t believe I’m the 1st to get to say this :
    ” Mouth and anus in the same spot ? Proves he talks out of his ass” !

  5. Hadenoughalready says:

    Can we PLEASE stop equating o’shitbag to living, thinking beings? If you must find a relative comparison, try a virus; ok? Sheesh…poor flatworm!

  6. Hardnox says:

    That’s too funny. How appropriate.

    Ass and mouth in the same location! That sums up the last 8 years perfectly. Even the Chicoms and Saudis knew not to roll out the red carpet for a tapeworm. How wise of them. Bwhahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad our douchey media can’t see it.